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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

bookmarks:
Reen television (Fruits Basket: AkitoShigure thought dump)
television (Fruits Basket: Kureno thought dump)
crushes (anime characters I like)
work (jobs I would have done in another life)
television (Uchi no Musume wa, Kareshi ga Dekinai!!)
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  • Cheese Pizza! (stuffed crust, please... preferably from Pizza Hut. It's the piss.)
  • Banana Pudding (just a small bowl. I'm not all that cookoo about it anymore.)
  • Maybe 4 or 5 sticks of mozzarella string cheese.
  • Grape Kool-Aid!
  • Cheesecake.
  • Bagels?
    • lmao. with cream cheese. strawberry flavored.

I like cheese.

  • A rice cake. The Quaker Chocolate Chip kind.
  • Macaroni! But not the homemade kind... just the one from the box with the cheese dinosaur on it from the commercials... it's the piss.
  • Oreo cookies! A whole box of Oreos, please.
  • Chips Ahoy!
    • with a glass of milk, but not a whole glass, because it's not like I'm gonna drink it or anything.
  • A bottle of fruity Bacardi (just for old times sake. rofl.)
  • A bottle of wine, too.
  • And a grape flavored Black&Mild (just for old times sake... this being my last supper, and all...)
sep 22 2009 ∞
oct 2 2009 +