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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

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  • The last crumby triangle in a bag of potato chips
  • Locking people out of the car and pretending to drive away
  • Finding money you didn't even know you lost.
  • Picking the perfect nacho off of someone else's plate.
  • Eating the last piece of dessert somebody left at your house.
  • Wearing underwear just out of the dryer.
  • Sleeping in new bed sheets.
  • Real-bearded Santas.
  • Building a stack of pancakes that looks just like on the front of the box.
  • The day when you realize you can drive.
  • Strategic trick-or-treating
  • Using Rock-Paper-Scissors to settle anything
  • When cashiers open up new check-out lines at the grocery store.
  • Hearing a stranger fart in public.
  • Big, fat asses.
  • Ordering off the menu at fast-food restaurants.
  • The first shower you take after not showering for a really long time.
  • Your pillow.
  • Using Q-Tips the way you're not supposed to use them.
  • The Universal Fry-Sharing Policy.
  • Terrible businesses run by children.
  • Sweat pants aka track pants aka jogging pants.
  • Eating cookies like Cookie Monster.
  • Adrenaline.
  • The first scoop out of a jar of peanut butter.
  • Intergenerational dancing.
  • Finally getting a piece of popcorn that's been stuck in your teeth all day out.
  • Eating foods you loved when you were a kid.
  • A really cold glass of water on a really hot day.
  • Doing anything that makes you feel like a caveman.
  • Getting a trucker to blow their horn.
  • Snow days.
  • Getting the eyelash out of your eye.
  • Hitting a bunch of green lights in a row.
  • When you’re really tired and about to fall asleep and someone throws a blanket on you
  • The sound of scissors cutting construction paper
  • Hanging your hand out the window of a car
  • Getting served breakfast in bed
  • When you arrive at your destination just as a great song ends on the radio
  • Bakery air
  • Drinking a glass of cold water right after eating ice cream
  • Using all the different shampoos and soaps in someone else's shower.
  • When you manage to squeeze out enough toothpaste for one last brush.
  • Picking scabs.
  • Multitasking while brushing your teeth.
  • Playing old-school video games.
  • The feeling you get right after you just vomited.
  • Getting something with actual handwriting on it in the mail
  • Taking your shoes off after a really long day.
  • Really, really tall people.
  • High-fiving babies.
  • Paying for something with exact change.
  • Ugly actors.
  • Getting piggy-backed anywhere.
  • Getting in a line just before it gets really long.
  • The 5-Second Rule.
  • Finding a mixtape given to you by an old boyfriend or girlfriend.
  • The feeling of scrunching sand in your feet.
  • Finding out your birthday is on a Friday or Saturday next year.
  • When you get the milk to cereal ratio just right.
  • Snow stepping.
  • Snow falling on Christmas eve.
  • When you’re driving late at night on an empty gas tank and suddenly a gas station appears on the horizon.
  • Mastering the art of the all-you-can-eat buffet.
  • The Perfect Egg Crack.
  • Not getting a hangover when you were expecting to get one.
  • When the vending machine gives you two things instead of one.
  • Getting the big corner stall in the public bathroom.
  • When you cut off your disgusting big toenail.
  • Crying.
  • When you're microwave pops your popcorn just perfectly.
  • The smell of the coffee aisle in the grocery store.
  • Absolute perfect silence
  • The fetal position.
  • Old folks who sit on their porch and wave to you when you walk by.
  • Old, classic board games.
  • Celebrities on Sesame Street.
  • Getting out of the car after a really long trip.
  • Popping bubble wrap.
  • Pushing those little buttons on the soft drink cup lid.
  • When you push the button for the elevator and it's already there.
  • Pouring a drink where the bubbles go right to the top but not over.
  • Finally having your ears pop back to normal long after a flight or swim.
  • Smiling and thinking of good friends who are gone.
  • Remembering what movie that guy is from.
  • When the public bathroom has paper towels instead of hand dryers.
  • Making it out of the bathroom at work before anyone realizes you made it smell that way.
  • When the dentist says you have no cavities.
  • When the late-night pizza order arrives really, really early.
  • Cheesy theme songs from 80’s sitcoms.
  • When you’re drowning and then a dolphin comes to your rescue.
  • That one really good pen that never gets lost.
  • The smell of crayons.
  • Gym pain.
  • Returning to your warm and comfy bed after getting up to pee in the middle of the night.
  • New Socks Day.
  • Watching something download really fast.
  • When you know your TV remote so well, you don't need to look at the buttons.
  • Your favorite, old comfy t-shirt.
  • Backseat car windows that go down all the way.
sep 19 2009 ∞
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