- The last crumby triangle in a bag of potato chips
- Locking people out of the car and pretending to drive away
- Finding money you didn't even know you lost.
- Picking the perfect nacho off of someone else's plate.
- Eating the last piece of dessert somebody left at your house.
- Wearing underwear just out of the dryer.
- Sleeping in new bed sheets.
- Real-bearded Santas.
- Building a stack of pancakes that looks just like on the front of the box.
- The day when you realize you can drive.
- Strategic trick-or-treating
- Using Rock-Paper-Scissors to settle anything
- When cashiers open up new check-out lines at the grocery store.
- Hearing a stranger fart in public.
- Big, fat asses.
- Ordering off the menu at fast-food restaurants.
- The first shower you take after not showering for a really long time.
- Your pillow.
- Using Q-Tips the way you're not supposed to use them.
- The Universal Fry-Sharing Policy.
- Terrible businesses run by children.
- Sweat pants aka track pants aka jogging pants.
- Eating cookies like Cookie Monster.
- Adrenaline.
- The first scoop out of a jar of peanut butter.
- Intergenerational dancing.
- Finally getting a piece of popcorn that's been stuck in your teeth all day out.
- Eating foods you loved when you were a kid.
- A really cold glass of water on a really hot day.
- Doing anything that makes you feel like a caveman.
- Getting a trucker to blow their horn.
- Snow days.
- Getting the eyelash out of your eye.
- Hitting a bunch of green lights in a row.
- When you’re really tired and about to fall asleep and someone throws a blanket on you
- The sound of scissors cutting construction paper
- Hanging your hand out the window of a car
- Getting served breakfast in bed
- When you arrive at your destination just as a great song ends on the radio
- Bakery air
- Drinking a glass of cold water right after eating ice cream
- Using all the different shampoos and soaps in someone else's shower.
- When you manage to squeeze out enough toothpaste for one last brush.
- Picking scabs.
- Multitasking while brushing your teeth.
- Playing old-school video games.
- The feeling you get right after you just vomited.
- Getting something with actual handwriting on it in the mail
- Taking your shoes off after a really long day.
- Really, really tall people.
- High-fiving babies.
- Paying for something with exact change.
- Ugly actors.
- Getting piggy-backed anywhere.
- Getting in a line just before it gets really long.
- The 5-Second Rule.
- Finding a mixtape given to you by an old boyfriend or girlfriend.
- The feeling of scrunching sand in your feet.
- Finding out your birthday is on a Friday or Saturday next year.
- When you get the milk to cereal ratio just right.
- Snow stepping.
- Snow falling on Christmas eve.
- When you’re driving late at night on an empty gas tank and suddenly a gas station appears on the horizon.
- Mastering the art of the all-you-can-eat buffet.
- The Perfect Egg Crack.
- Not getting a hangover when you were expecting to get one.
- When the vending machine gives you two things instead of one.
- Getting the big corner stall in the public bathroom.
- When you cut off your disgusting big toenail.
- Crying.
- When you're microwave pops your popcorn just perfectly.
- The smell of the coffee aisle in the grocery store.
- Absolute perfect silence
- The fetal position.
- Old folks who sit on their porch and wave to you when you walk by.
- Old, classic board games.
- Celebrities on Sesame Street.
- Getting out of the car after a really long trip.
- Popping bubble wrap.
- Pushing those little buttons on the soft drink cup lid.
- When you push the button for the elevator and it's already there.
- Pouring a drink where the bubbles go right to the top but not over.
- Finally having your ears pop back to normal long after a flight or swim.
- Smiling and thinking of good friends who are gone.
- Remembering what movie that guy is from.
- When the public bathroom has paper towels instead of hand dryers.
- Making it out of the bathroom at work before anyone realizes you made it smell that way.
- When the dentist says you have no cavities.
- When the late-night pizza order arrives really, really early.
- Cheesy theme songs from 80’s sitcoms.
- When you’re drowning and then a dolphin comes to your rescue.
- That one really good pen that never gets lost.
- The smell of crayons.
- Gym pain.
- Returning to your warm and comfy bed after getting up to pee in the middle of the night.
- New Socks Day.
- Watching something download really fast.
- When you know your TV remote so well, you don't need to look at the buttons.
- Your favorite, old comfy t-shirt.
- Backseat car windows that go down all the way.
sep 19 2009 ∞
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