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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

bookmarks:
Reen Good things (on my mind - May 2024)
Casual Consumption (Fruits Basket: quotes from fanfic)
Casual Consumption (anime characters I like)
Casual Consumption (Fruits Basket: compelling parts)
Casual Consumption (Fruits Basket: Kureno thought dump)
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  • The Misadventures of Flapjack.
  • Chowder.
  • Watching old vids of me & Alfie.
  • Listening to old recordings of me & Alfie.
  • People that incorporate their wide vocabulary into their humor.
  • Stupid MF -Mindless Self Indulgence.
  • icanhascheezeburgr.
    • i think i mispelled that right...?
  • Cyanide&Happiness.
  • Ragetoons.
  • Pearls Before Swine.
  • Jokes about the swine flu spread.
    • "He's got that swine!"
    • "He's got that pig, ya dig."
  • Alfie.
  • George Lopez.
  • That tall, skinny, bearded dude that spat that awesome poem at YCA meeting last week.
    • I love his sense of humor so much. lmao.
  • The Yoplait commercial with Richard Simmons in the grocery store.
    • FAREWELL TO FAT! YES!"
  • Star Trek comedy icons.
  • South Park.
  • Burton.
    • "Keisha's ass. You have to be the white man taking over Africa with that ass. You have to apartheid that ass." rofl.
  • Me&Alex's convos.
  • Michael Jackson imitations.
nov 1 2009 ∞
nov 8 2009 +