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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

bookmarks:
listography GIVE MEMORIES
Reen Good things (October 2024)
Patricia television (Anime)
Juc television (series)
furiousrose food and drink (Favorite drinks)
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  • The Misadventures of Flapjack.
  • Chowder.
  • Watching old vids of me & Alfie.
  • Listening to old recordings of me & Alfie.
  • People that incorporate their wide vocabulary into their humor.
  • Stupid MF -Mindless Self Indulgence.
  • icanhascheezeburgr.
    • i think i mispelled that right...?
  • Cyanide&Happiness.
  • Ragetoons.
  • Pearls Before Swine.
  • Jokes about the swine flu spread.
    • "He's got that swine!"
    • "He's got that pig, ya dig."
  • Alfie.
  • George Lopez.
  • That tall, skinny, bearded dude that spat that awesome poem at YCA meeting last week.
    • I love his sense of humor so much. lmao.
  • The Yoplait commercial with Richard Simmons in the grocery store.
    • FAREWELL TO FAT! YES!"
  • Star Trek comedy icons.
  • South Park.
  • Burton.
    • "Keisha's ass. You have to be the white man taking over Africa with that ass. You have to apartheid that ass." rofl.
  • Me&Alex's convos.
  • Michael Jackson imitations.
nov 1 2009 ∞
nov 8 2009 +