Because, let's be frank. There's quite a few of them...

• Capone (_The Novio._)
• Gabriel (_The New Bestie._)
• Cristian (_The Bestie From 3 Years Ago._)
• SexyFace (_Dude That Touched My Shoulder Yesterday_)
• Randy (_Dude That Flirted With Me At Lunch_)
• Eric (_Dude that wants me to be his "Sugar Mama"_)
• Andy (_The Poet_)
• LalaBaby (_Calls me "Miss Kitty"_)
• Zhakir (_JukeBuddy_)
• Midget (_BirthdaySex_)
• Tywan (_Fat Daddy_)
• Jabari (_BabySinger_)
• Jarvis (_SlaveFeet_)
• Burt (_SmartAss_)
• Tony (_The Novio_)