- I'm a comfort food person, so if you make me PB&J or surprise me with a chocolate cupcake, I'm liable to love you forever.
- Don't let me get away with everything.
- Although cockblockers are among my least favorite people, I'll also appreciate it if you acknowledged the fact that I'm being a brat, at times, and I need to cool it.
- Don't be afraid to hurt my feelings.
- Honesty really is the best policy.
- I never wanna come off as a pregnant wife, but don't neglect me.
- Not just for my sake, but for yours as well. Some of my exes thought that giving me my space would keep us together. While there's some truth to that statement, I'm also someone that easily loses interest. So, basically, I'd rather have too much of your attention than just a third of it.
- Tell me what you want.
- I'm not in this relationship with myself. Your desires are just as important as mine. Maybe even more.
- Introduce me to your friends.
- Call me.
- I'm old enough to date, you know. So, don't pussy out if you think my mom has a bounty on your head.
sep 26 2009 ∞
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