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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

bookmarks:
Reen Good things (on my mind - May 2024)
Casual Consumption (Fruits Basket: quotes from fanfic)
Casual Consumption (anime characters I like)
Casual Consumption (Fruits Basket: compelling parts)
Casual Consumption (Fruits Basket: Kureno thought dump)
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  • dunkin' donuts or starbucks?
    • starbucks
  • red rose or white?
    • Row-Ho :D
  • salt or pepper?
    • peppaaah.
  • pink or blue?
    • Ah-Zool :D
  • hamburgers or hot dogs?
    • neeeitherrr.
  • music or movies?
    • ♫.
  • comedy or horror?
    • Whore.
  • action or adventure?
    • Ack-Shun.
  • summer or winter?
    • whaaaattheeefrenchtoast?! Summerrrrr.
  • sun or stars?
    • The sun, son!
  • hott or cute?
    • crute.
  • walk or run?
    • Run, Forest, Run!
  • funny or romantic?
    • Fun-nay.
  • crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
    • Lmaaao. Cruncheee.
  • camping out or slumber party?
    • Camping ouuuut.
  • white or dark chocolate?
    • Teeheee. Gringo chocolate xD
  • night or day?
    • Day.
  • blood or guts?
    • Sahn-Grey. (blood)
  • soft candy or hard candy?
    • harrrd :P
  • phone or e-mail?
    • phonee.
  • pencil or pen?
    • pen.
  • pizza or chicken wings?
    • ew, chicken wings.. >.<
  • dog or cat?
    • Meow.
  • spiderman or batman?
    • the one with the tightest spandex ;)
  • dvd or vhs?
    • VHS
  • snow or rain?
    • Rainnn.
  • fat or skinny?
    • Flacccco.
  • prep or punk?
    • They're equally gay.
  • water or milk?
    • Aguaa.
  • fruit or vegetable?
    • The juicy one :D
  • inside or outside?
    • ouuuutttt.
  • friends or family?
    • whichever im comfortable with.
  • sweet or sour?
    • sweeeeet.
  • shoe or clothes shopping?
    • i'm a nudist.
  • long or short hair?
    • Shortayyy.
  • cocky or shy?
    • trick question?
  • ocean or pool?
    • Theee Pacificcc.
  • baseball or football?
    • The one with the tightest spandex :D
  • dancing or singing?
    • Bailar!
  • couch or chair?
    • CouchPotater.
  • t.v. or computer?
    • Compruterrr.
  • house or apartment?
    • Housee.
  • hot chocolate or coffee?
    • Caffeine, please :)
  • white or wheat bread?
    • Wheaties!
  • rocky road ice cream or butter pecan?
    • R.R.
  • dr. pepper or mountain dew?
    • Dock-tah Pepp-Ah.
  • pop tart or toaster strudel?
    • PopTarttt.
  • cake or pie?
    • P.eye.
  • butter or margarine?
    • Margeee.
  • mayo or miricle whip?
    • Miracles! DING!
  • french or ranch dressing?
    • Ranchh.
  • pretzels or potato chips?
    • Pretzelss.
  • pickles or olives?
    • Pickless.
  • black or green olives?
    • neither xP
  • strawberries or blueberries?
    • Fresahs.
  • drumstick or push-ups?
    • Drrrummmsticcck.
  • blt or sloppy joes?
    • Meat Is Murder.
  • carrot or celery?
    • Carrot.
  • apple or grape juice?
    • Ooh, toughie. Grape.
  • frosted flakes or fruit loops
    • BWAHAHAA! frosted flakesss.
  • oreos or chips ahoy?
    • ChipsAhoy, Boy!
  • m&m or skittles?
    • M&Mizzle.
  • fried chicken or fried shrimp?
    • Fried Dookie.
  • chili or clam chowder?
    • Chile, yeaah.
  • strawberry or grape jelly?
    • Strawburrry.
  • snickers or milky way?
    • Snickers?!
  • cheese or peperoni pizza?
    • KaySo.
  • baked or mashed potatoes?
    • Bakeeed :D
  • taco or burritos?
    • Hmmm. Burritos.
  • hard shell taco or soft shelled?
    • Softtt.
  • sausage or bacon?
    • ew?
  • ravoili or lasagna?
    • lasagnaa.
  • cookies or candy?
    • Cookies!
  • french toast or pancakes?
    • is this thing all about food?
  • bowling or rollerskating?
    • Bowwwwlin.
  • oprah or dr. phil?
    • Ellen DeGeneres, Baby!
  • sandals or tennis shoes?
    • tennnis?! whaaaa??
  • mac and cheese or cheese and crackers?
    • CheeseyCrackers.
sep 25 2009 ∞
nov 11 2009 +