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- Uppercase voice
- "Keep fucking that chicken."
- "Keep up the good work."
- Sticker Paralysis
- having a good sticker and nowhere to stick it.
- Beer under the bridge
- An alcohal-influenced disagreement that is forgotten the next day
- Dish Envy
- Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
- Suicide King
- Boobage
- Immaturation
- Mascary
- When a person wears a scary amount of mascara
- Cookie Duster
- Klondyke
- Julian created this :D
- Manther
- Male version of a cougar
- Shress
- Shirt/Dress
- Brom Com
- Bromantic comedy
- Fugly
- Magic Toaster
- A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.
- "_Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast._"
- Dohment
- Finger guns
- A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.
- Bro favor?
- Cankles
- Business Shower
- A shower taken between 2 people to save time, but without any sexual contact.
- LBD
- Man Cave
- Writer's Crap
- Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.
- Cold Jerky
- Fauxhawk
- Dick Magnet
- Conversational Blue Balls
- When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.
- Butter Face
- Pullin' A Palin
- To give up when the going gets tough.
- Running Latte
- Mow The Laundry
- Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.
- Hotness Hypnosis
- When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
- Brain Bleach
- "Cha Mon"
- Drop a Dime
- To snitch on someone to save your own ass.
- Cornholio
- Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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