and probably don't want to either. but that's okay.

• i've never, ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. when i was little, and that was like the only staple available in any other house, i would tell my friend's moms that i was allergic to peanut butter. and my friends thought i was allergic. and then one day my mom told them the truth. but i still never ate a pb&j.
• i think that i don't like pb&j because i have an issue with bread. i like toast. bread makes me nervous because it gets all soggy and in your teeth and you have to chew it approximately 953 times.
• i have some curse where i can't really have a best friend. i mean i can, but for like a 2 day period. after that, something goes wrong. but boys? boys are different. i pretty much have almost the same boy friends as always. it's changed a little, but boys are way cooler than girls.
• i count how many steps i take in my head. always.
• a lot of things make me nervous. like a high, high above average amount.
• i have realized that i will only go to school if the teacher teaches me something. that is why i skip my first and second period classes on tuesday and thursday. NOT because it is at 8FING40 in the morning. swear.
• i have some really weird obsessions. they are not normal. and they sometimes kinda freak me out:
  • death
  • the death of others. not mine. i'm not going to die ps.
  • the holocaust
  • serial killers
  • unsolved crimes (mostly murder)
• i told you. i will spend hours on wikipedia researching these things. and then be scared out of my mind when i go to sleep for like 5 days.
• i am a hypochondriac and i will "webmd that shit."
• i am pretty sure i have some stupid extra touching sense or something. example: pretend i step on a spider. (which i wouldn't. i would a) get evan to kill it b) get my mom to kill it c) get my dad to kill it d) get nick to kill it e) hair spray that shit, put a jar on it, and go away) but pretend i step on one. even through a shoe, i can feel the EXACT spot on my foot where if i had not been wearing shoes that spider would have touched. and i can feel it for like 3 days.
• i am not confrontational, i am passive aggressive. which i hate. because my passivity usually results in confrontation. lame. but. these are the things i would love to work up the courage to say to people:
  • that's a nice car. too bad they forgot to include the turn signals on that model.
  • can you breathe? because it looks like your pants are squeezing your lungs.
  • do you own a mirror or do we need to go to walmart and get one?
  • in case you didn't notice, this is my earth, too. so stop ashing it.
  • PICK UP YOUR DOG'S POOOOOOP!!!
  • wear your seatbelt because you're not superman.
• next time i get a tract i am going to punch that person in the face for assuming that i am not a Christian.
• the colors pink and red, when they are together, make me very agitated and nervous.
• i get the hiccups all the time. like every time i eat, almost. and anytime i drink soda. and they are out-of-control-hear-them-from-space-style. it's awesome.
• i own a white mercury mariner and it's name is simon and he's gay.
• i'm allergic to cigarettes. if i'm around smoke for any amount of time i get massive head aches, stuffy, and sick to my stomach. irritability and grumpiness are also symptoms.
• i really, really, really, really want to have hitchhiker thumbs. like so bad. mine are so straight and i hate them.
• i can't decide if i want to be cremated or buried. or frozen. i'm probably going with frozen. but actually, i'm probably not going to die so i'm not too worried.
• the first things i notice about people are:
  • their ring finger. if they have a ring and if it's real. i also notice tan lines on this finger.
    • private investigator? i think so.
  • their hitch hiker thumbs. because i want one. or two, preferably.
  • their eyes. because some people have some crazy eyes.