i own a hole, and if i do not like you enough, then you deserve to be on the hole. i am the only person who is allowed to put people in the hole, and take them out. but, you may make suggestions. there may also need to be 2 separate holes for boys and girls. we don't want any offsprings from these people running around...

• Ty. He is probably the reason this hole was created in the first place.
• Rose. For Jam. Because girls are bitches.
• Tiffany. Because her voice makes me want to punch infants.
• Other Tiffany. Because her hair has never been washed and her pants are so far up her conch they're coming out her mouth.
• Yes I know what a conch is, call down.
• Maddi. For no real reason, really. I just don't like her. And I have the power to do these things, so look out.

I dedicate this list to Erin. And to girls everywhere, Beware.

• For being a womanizer. I especially like how you used to tell me how an amazing boyfriend you can be. Except you view all girls as a piece of ass; so, I don't know how you could ever have a girlfriend?
• For making me cry that one time at work. Douche. I still hate you for that. I can freaking talk to my manager and help out the hostesses. You're not my boss so maybe you should not be so bossy .
• For not ever apologizing. I don't even think you know the words "I'm sorry."
• For telling Evan that I deserve "one a days." Evan doesn't hit me and just for saying that you should get ten a days. And I don't do men hitting women. You deserve far more than seven years for that shit.
• For thinking that smoking pot makes you a better person. And simultaneously for th...

• love's on my list of things to do. (good is good, sheryl crow)
• heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you know you're alive. (the tide, spill canvas)
• eternity will never be enough for me. (this is for keeps, spill canvas)
• the chemistry between us could destroy this place. (stapplegunned, spill canvas)
• tonight i made a secret oath to keep chasing after you. and i am not going to stop, whether you like it or not. (secret oath, spill canvas)
• i want it so bad i'd shoot the sunshine into my veins. (27, f.o.b.)
• i can't remember when the earth turned slowly, so i just waited til the lights turned out again (spinning, jack's mannequin)
• the best of us can find happiness in mise...

• Broken a bone.
• Had braces.
• Asked a boy out.
• Not believed in God.
• Bought an expensive something and paid it off.
  • My Mac!!! Officially mine =]
• Been something other than in charge of the guest book slash presents at a wedding.
• Been high from drugs other than:
  • Laughing gas.
  • Morphine as I came out of surgery.
  • Oxycodine for pain meds.
• Worked in a job that wasn't in the food industry.
• Been able to answer the question, "And what do you want to be when you grow up?"
• Gotten in a car with a drunk driver.

• A horse. A beautiful dark brown horse.
• A baby grand piano.
• A black Range Rover.
• A Mac desktop to complete our collection.
• A house. And by someday, I mean tomorrow.
• Children. Technically this is called adoption. But you have to pay , so it's kinda the same thing.
• More Tiffany's jewelry to match the things that I already own.
• A Zorse
• A teacup piglet
  • Ok, is that not the cutest darn thing you've ever seen? I know. Be jealous.
• My own backyard iceskating rink.
• A vespa. I can't decide what color I want.
  • Perhaps pink?

• hanging out with my friends.
  • my life is the busiest one on the planet, i feel like.
  • and our schedules mostly do not coincide.
• going to bed at a reasonable hour.
  • no matter what time i have to wake up, or what my plans are for the following day, i will stay up doing pointless things until i pass the F out.
  • i went to bed before 12 last week for the first time in i don't even know how long.
    • and it was the most amazing sleep ever.
    • do i learn? no.
• responsibility.
  • with certain things.

• non trads
• mindless papers
• reading assignments 54 pages long
• powerpoints that look like they were done by a 4th grader
• 8:40 class
• three hour long class
• the school computers
• liberal, obama loving teachers
• homework
• online classes
• i feel like i could be teaching their idiotic lectures
• tenure
• teachers who take roll
• teachers who never let class out early/never miss class
• teachers who expect something but never give anything in return
• the microwave that's too small for my tea cup

• people who don't know how to drive
  • not using blinkers
  • cutting people off
  • driving too fast
  • driving too slow
  • not fully stopping
  • running red lights
  • unbuckled children
  • driving while intoxicated
• not saying "please" and "thank you"
• cell phones in public places
  • like in restaurants
  • or elevators
  • or class
• bad tips
• when you turn on the sink or shower and the water is freezing for like 10 minutes
• when the dogs hair on everything
• when you wear white and you have to spill...

• tomatoes
• tapioca pudding
  • with blackberries or raspberries
  • and even though it sounds gross, i like it hot, like freshly made. not cold.
• salt
  • i put salt on everything , and am a firm believer that it makes everything better.
• tea
  • i mean people like tea, but i have never met anyone who likes tea as much as i do.
• raw potatoes
• raw corn
• i'll pretty much eat any veggie raw, but i don't like all of them cooked
• mushrooms

• Ethiopia. Most important. Even though it's only like a thousand more dollars. Piece o' cake.
• Honeymoon. We need to have at least $1500 spending cash.
• New bed frame. Since mine is a piece o' shit. And anytime you touch it, it practically crumbles to the floor.
• Paint. Because we have, have, HAVE to paint this house pretty colors.
• New clothes so I can dress nice for my internship.
• A new TV. Since Evan has a "plasma." Have you seen that episode of The Office? Yeah, Evan's plasma = Michael Scott's. But worse.
  • Also, my TV is one of those ones with junk in its trunk. So it won't fit anywhere. Fatty....
• A new car for Evan. The CAMR gots to go.

Not that I'm quitting anytime soon, but someday. ....Soon......I hope...

• Morning shifts and evening shifts. Working in general. I can't decide if I want to wake up early and be done early, or sleep in and be done late. They both sound stupid to me. I'd rather get paid to sleep.
• The people. I have never met such inconsiderate, rude, lazy, idiotic people in my lifetime. I swear. That place zaps your braincells the second you step inside.
• The cafe. Instant headache when you're assigned to that section. That headache is still attacking my brain from like 6 hours ago when my shift ended.
• The food. Who needs to be tempted by food that has approx seven thousand, nine hundred, forty six, and a half, calories per bite?
• Server dreams. Those are the very worst k...

• to be a boy for just one day
  • i want to pee standing up
  • and understand sports
  • and be perverted without people judging me
• be able to time travel
  • like instantly when i break something to go back 2.0 secs and not break it
• getting caught up on sleep
  • someone told me you can never get caught up, you can only readjust your sleep clock. shit.
• when you snooze your alarm clock you shout be fully rested and wide awake the next time it goes off.

• finish oragami cranes
• ✔ play the wii
  • however, we will play more. sober, and not at 1 am when your evan is not trying to sleep.
• walk our dogs to each others houses
• ✔ go dress shopping
• wedding plan
• homework dates with our laptops at city brew
• game night
• hang out more than once in our lives

TBC

• ✔ bloody mary's
  • but we'll probably get lots more. in our hungover days to come.
• bozeman bar hopping
  • with a DD
  • so we don't have to WALK home
• hang out more than once in our lives
• ✔ dress shopping
• wedding plan
• visit a warmer state all winter long
• pre-game the student teaching stint

• did not go back to the philippines with my mom.
  • because i didn't think i could spend 2 weeks away from my bf.
  • um, then we broke up.
• missed a funeral so i could sit with my freshman bf at school.
  • so pissed at myself for that one.
• read through evan's e-mails to see if he really loved me.
  • turns out, he liked someone else.
  • heartbreak.
  • ps. this was when we were not dating.
• listened to chip's voicemails on his phone, because apparently every alltel person has the same password?
  • turns out he cheated.

Doctor, of any kind, even though I am nosy and very interested in the human body.

• First of all, I don't go to class. So I would never learn anything. Plus I checked out of college when I was a freshman. so I could not handle 14 years of school.
• Second, germophob + random dirty things doctors have to touch and look at, probably not.

Priest

• Celibate for the rest of my life? I think not.
• Plus I'm not a man.

Accountant

• We can all agree that I suck at numbers.
• Plus if you mess that stuff up, you're pretty much done for.
• I'm a number exaggerator. It's an addiction. From erin. <3

• the time you forgot to take me to denver
• the time you threw lila off my bed
• when you snore
• when you fall asleep while we're watching tv
• when you get tired when we're playing sims
• when you have homework and i don't
• when we fight
• when you work and i don't
• when i work and you don't
• the camr
• when you have friends and i don't
• when you and zach have intellectual talks and i look dumb
• when you won't take me to get my computer so i have to use your crappy one
• you don't use pillow cases
• your bodily functions that interrupt our together time
• that time we made plans and then you brok...

• When I'm having a conversation with person A, and person B comes along and says something like "what?" or "who?" Mind your own business how about?
• When people boss me around, to do things that they are completely capable of doing. Rude.
• When non-trads believe that they should return to school and be annoying.
• Raising your hand in a college class.
• Being a dirty, disgusting, rude human.
• Parking on the wrong side of the street. Like when the car is facing the wrong way. It just proves how lazy, inconsiderate, and dumb you are. It also makes me want to punch out your windshield.
• When couples put pictures of themselves kissing each other as their profile pictures. Especially when they are not in high school.
• When people try to be creative with their...

Since stupid O'Malley fell through, I better make a new list about every single house we look at. Check.

Likes

• Location. Perfect balance between work, school, and parents.
• The backyard. Perfect for the dogs. However, see below.
• Garden. So I won't have to bum veggies off my parents. I can grow my own!
• Garage. With automatic door opener. Thank God. Because I would not ever park in there if I had to manually open it. I learned from experience. The time the door almost fell on my car and killed me. Not good times.
• Laundry room. For free. With washer and dryer.
• We can paint, hopefully. Cross your fingerssss.
• We can have both dogs. For cheapy cheap.

• m.
  • i feel bad, but i just don't like you.
  • i no longer feel bad. you are weird, and a creep.
  • please stop touching me.
• a.
  • oh my gosh. i want you to crawl in a hole.
  • you are so many things that i despise: lazy, boring, obnoxious, loud.
  • do not assume that everyone likes you, because pretty much no one does.
  • also, you are terrible at every job you do. and, i do not know how you are still around.
• m.
  • no more stories. "shut your stupid faaaaace."

• "So, this is my life. I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be." Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• "We accept the love we think we deserve." Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• "And in that moment, I swear we were infinite." Stephen Chobsky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• "And the people in the photographs always seem a lot happier than you are." Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• "I wanted something so excellent and strange that when I showed it to my friends their bellies would ache with covetousness the way mine ached a whole bunch of the time, almost every time I took a look at the world and saw how little of it belong...

• adopt at least two children
• adopt a child with a disability
• own a house
• swim in all the oceans
• graduate from college
• go to africa
• find wil and give him a hug
• meet ketty
• make an impact
• make more friends
• get married
• be fluent in spanish
• take amazing pictures
• be spontaneous and irrational
• learn how to cook
• play the piano again
• ice skate again
• go snowboaring
• try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (but not really)
• write a book

• "If I had a bitch, I'd tell that bitch to..."
• Diabeetus.
• Losing my cell phone.
• Getting drunk on a reg basis.
• Calls.
  • Drunken.
  • And butt dials.
• Gay marriage partner = Erin.
  • Erin = my number 2.
  • bahaha
• Moving. To warmer-ness.
• Bombdig. <3 her words.
  • And numbers.
• "Do you watch TV?"
• Eating rocks.

• Evan Cook
• David Boreanaz
• Joshua Jackson
• Kanye
• George Clooney. How can you make a hottie hot list and not have him on it?
• Jared Leto.

first of all, i heart dane cook

turn ons

• cologne. especially evan's curve. <3
  • which i picked out, BTW.
• nice smile. your pearly whites = i melt.
• singer.
  • singer + instrument = ahhhhhhhhh <3 <3 <3
    • Evan.....hint. hint.
• blue eyes.
• if you can pull off a baseball hat, i love.
• sharing.
  • i will love you forever if you share with me.
    • and i'm not going to share with you, so d...

from http://learningtoloveyoumore.com/ and

• say goodbye: because i need to let some things go
• climb a tree and take a picture: because i miss my childhood
• take a picture under my bed: because i should really clean my room
• reread your favorite books from 5th grade: junie b. jones and judy blume
• get a bonsai tree: make my room feel alive
• take a picture of the sun: and pretend it is still summer
• hang a windchime on a tree in a public space
• make a post secret postcard

• the time you pushed me off the rims
• the time i dropped the bowling ball
• the time you proposed
• the time you took me to the bates motel in baker and bought me a puppy
• the time we went to ethiopia
• the time you filled my car with balloons
• the other time you filled my car with balloons with my best friend
• the time you took me to get a kitten
• the time you came to pick me up for class and i was still in bed
• the time you went to the store at 11:59 to get me cookies
• the time you made me tea
• the time you ran after me in the snow
• the time you spent all day in bed with me
• the time you picked me up from the bar when i was drunk and i crawled through those people's yard