first of all, i heart dane cook

turn ons

• cologne. especially evan's curve. <3
  • which i picked out, BTW.
• nice smile. your pearly whites = i melt.
• singer.
  • singer + instrument = ahhhhhhhhh <3 <3 <3
    • Evan.....hint. hint.
• blue eyes.
• if you can pull off a baseball hat, i love.
• sharing.
  • i will love you forever if you share with me.
    • and i'm not going to share with you, so don't expect it.

turn offs

• long fingernails.
  • especially when they are longer than mine.
  • clippers?
• short, stubby fingernails.
  • do not pick.
• nasty feet, toes, toenails.
  • um, no can do.
• drugs.
  • see previous.
  • don't even try.
• jacked up teeth.
  • and yellow.
  • brusha, brusha, brusha.
    • i'm not weird, it's from grease.
• snoring.
  • if you keep me up all night, we're going to have a problem.