lady gaga

• just because you came out of no where, with your annoying music, spandex leotards, and man junk, does not make you fascinating.
• congratulations on being able to entertain, and "sing."
• and also on creating catchy songs that every single pop station in the country overplays, so your songs are outdated about 3 seconds after they hit the air.
• being talented does not equal being fascinating.
• maybe baba wawa really wants to know if you're a man.
• in that case, ok. do tell.

tyler perry

• you are repetitive and not funny.
• i hate your shows and movies and think the other black guy plays a better woman.

adam lambert

• congratulations on being gay, and also being able to do your makeup better than most girls.

jenny sandford

• how many husbands cheat on their wives? i'm sorry, that does not make you interesting.
• the new york wife is not on this list.
• and neither is tiger woods' wife.
• baba wawa needs to get with the effing times.

kate gosselin

• well i love you. so that's all that matters, but you're not all that fascinating. except for, congrats on poppin out 6 kids at once.

mj children

• i'm just going to say it: when you are
  
  black, you do not produce white offspring.
• who calls their kid "blanket?"
• your 3 days of fame do not make you fascinating. but i am sorry for your loss.

glen beck

• meh. i do not agree with your religion.
• but evan likes you, and i like evan, so i guess you're fine.
• but i don't know how fascinating you are.
• i would have put colbert on this report because he got some presidential votes. even though that was last year....

brett farve

• i still love your guts, even though you're so damn indecisive. which is apparently your most fascinating aspect.
• you have a nice face, too, so maybe that adds to it.
• also that you're 40 and still the most amazing QB to live.
• your place on this list may stay.

sarah palin

• your children's names fascinate me. you win.

michelle obama

• looks like the obama's really just don't have to do much of anything to win awards around here.
• nice teeth, and why were your legs so shiny?