- The time he pushed me down the Rims....and then asked me out.
- One time, I was asking him what he wanted for lunch and he said, "It's your turce." I started laughing and said, "What?" And he said, "I was gonna say 'turn,' but I said 'choice,' so turce." Every time I think of that, I can't stop laughing.
- The time I got incredibly inebriated and got out of my car and started crawling around a random lawn asking Evan if he wanted to see my butt.
- When Evan talks in his sleep.
- I should make an entire list dedicated to what he says when he talks in his sleep. BRB.
- That time in Florida, when we walked to Wallgreens and sang "Somebody to Love" (The Glee version) the entire way there. (We are freaking good at it, too.)
- One night, when we were going to bed, Evan tells me: "Sometimes, I like to stick my big toe in Ginger's mouth." (Ginger's our dog.) And so then we start giving that action the name of "toe blow" and we laughed for like 30 minutes about it.
- The time we ate at Jakes:
- "Hi, welcome to Jakes, my name is __JAKE__" *cheesy smile. Douche.
- An ounce of Lily Pily Dessert wine in basically a sippy cup. Stupid server COULD HAVE TOLD ME that the wine I was ordering was 7 dollars per ounce and you only get one ounce.
- What's even funnier is Jamie had this same experience and we hadn't even talked about it.
- The time we tried to dye Snap black. Oops.
- One time, I was trying to get comfortable in bed and I accidentally kicked Ginger and my reaction to that was, "I just kicked Ginger! I don't know what I kicked but I feel like it was black."
- At Thanksgiving, we were playing Phase 10 and everyone was talking so Evan took a drink. At that exact moment, someone asked Evan a question and he tried to answer, spitting his hot apple cider all over my face.
aug 8 2010 ∞
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