- The time that super skinny dude danced with two chicks 5 times his weight and walked away with a boner.
- The time Jamie drank the fish egg vase filler ball things and then spit it out all over the table. Like 6 times.
- The time we went to the Carlin and Amber was trying to get us all to come dance with her. First of all, the Carlin is where all the drug dealing football players hang out and shoot each other. Second, they stand on the outside of the dance floor and prey on young girls. So, she was out there dancing like a gay man because she only goes to the gay bar. Then, she came over to us, and started using me as a pole. Love my life.
- That one time we ate at Out Back and our server was soooo awkward. And he butted into every conversation, but mostly the convo about having too many facebook friends. He doesn't have any facebook friends.
may 11 2010 ∞
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