Doctor, of any kind, even though I am nosy and very interested in the human body.

• First of all, I don't go to class. So I would never learn anything. Plus I checked out of college when I was a freshman. so I could not handle 14 years of school.
• Second, germophob + random dirty things doctors have to touch and look at, probably not.

Priest

• Celibate for the rest of my life? I think not.
• Plus I'm not a man.

Accountant

• We can all agree that I suck at numbers.
• Plus if you mess that stuff up, you're pretty much done for.
• I'm a number exaggerator. It's an addiction. From erin. <3
  • I would be like, "You're like 5910248019 kajillion dollars in debt." And they wouldn't be very happy.

Radio dj

• They would probably give me the earliest shift on the face of the planet. I would be late for work every single day.
• I tend to be controversial and I dislike when people disagree with me. I would probably get fired.
• Also, I tend to be the only person who thinks I'm funny.

Server

• Even though it is my job now, if I have to be in this profession for more than another year, I'll probably smash someone in the face with a shovel.

Dish Washer

• If I ever have to be a professional dishwasher, please just save my life and chop my arms off. Every time I walk by DMO at OG, I plug my nose. I can't handle the smell and I can't handle touching dirty dishes, or slimy food. Or cleaning the walls, floor, drains, under the counter, because food is everywhere. No fucking thanks.