- "Well I've seen you as a boy before, and you were hot so it's okay." (Laurie S. 4.1.09)
- "You're missing an 'I love Obama' rally right now, and how stupid the average American is...you know I'm in love..." (Tyler K. 4.2.09)
- "Remember when L was making a drug deal while we were there? Lol, weird." (Jamie U. 7.7.09)
- "How did it happen? Were you chewing on Snap's bone?" (My mom. 7.7.09)
- Clarification: Snap is my dog. Her bone is her rawhide chew, not her... you know. Also, I chipped my tooth. That is what "how did it happen" refers to.
- "Haha gurlll I wish I could but you know how your girl do. Gots ta go to Yellowstone tomorrow. Leaving at 5." (Jamie U. 7.11.09)
- "Wow, ok. First...haha I caught you pausing!! Second. Yeah I met Brian (Brian Urlacher, they're cousins. NBD.) once at a family reunion when we were kids and he was very far away from a pro player so it's not that cool. He's a bad cousin because I can't communicate with him and he won't pay my way through college." (Jamie U. 11.8.09)
- "I want a dirty Southern one." (Kim A. 11.17.09)
- "Wow okay. I an trashe and I its roule. I hrs you! Wish you were here. When tip procres and to strober were going :-)" (Jamie U. 11.1.09 word-for-word)
- "I'm sorry cause. Know I had typo. :) Promised you drov text." (Jamie U. 11.1.09)
- "Mis you!-" (Jamie U. 11.1.09)
- "Just trim up the beard and you should be fine there." (Jamie U. 11.15.09)
- "...I'm going to pretend I did not read that because it made zero sense. But ok. I'm going to decipher as 10 min. I will wait awkwardly in my vehicular." (Erin F. 12.27.09)
- "K. I'm gonna figure out where to park and then come in. Where are you, the back? Or will you just come get me bahahaha. I'm 2." (Erin F. 12.31.09)
- "I'm walking! I am gonna go in the front door because I don't get back doors." (Erin F. 12.31.09)
- ".....Ask her bff Lynn....." (Jamie U. 1.24.10)
- "That's why we are BFF's. Erin texted me and said...I see your friend Tori. And I said I wish you were here so you could see your friend Jamie. And she said, What? I'm Erin. So I think she must be drunk, too." (Jamie U. 1.28.10)
- "You better lock that bitch. The text is a bitch. You know what I'm saying." (Jamie U. 1.28.10)
- "So Ericka is here to expo and she looks like shit. Really bad. And Ron is giving her a really hard time. It's funny. He also asked me if I have heard of Pikachu and I said yes and he said Ericka is a Skankachu..." (Jamie U. 1.31.10)
- "Ok so last night he told our friend Kelsi cute. Oh man I miss you loverbuns." (Erin F. 1.31.10)
- "I'm so happy that I'm not one of those people you look at and walk away wondering...was that a boy or girl?" (Jamie U. 2.5.10)
- "She's dumb and it brings out the Chelsea Lately in me." (Evan C. 2.14.10)
- "Agreed. She's turning 21 soon and wants to be a skank bank but nobody is gonna deposit their funds at that establishment." (Evan C. 2.14.10) (Yes, that came out of the mouth/hands/mind? of my bf. Love.)
- "Oh, like Jamie is VIP toileting? Good." (Erin F. 2.20.10)
- "Is nautie whig josh. Sorry mat with josh." (Me 3.13.10)
- "Good. Is he and evan ok. Tell him i tried ito sky hi and what not ate he yr exor running wyaway." (Me. Oh good Lord. 3.13.10 Those killer sharks were strongg)
- ". Know up two a o but twou ate a one bounces at hi west h bikings mtazurslo antho cousin ha" (Me. To my cousin. Trying to tell him he looked like a bouncer at the West. Again with the killer sharks. 4.3.10)
- "Oh my gosh. I do not want to see beefy guys in panties with their junk in my face. No thanks. That will not happen. Promise one hundred percent." (Jamie. 3.31.10)
- "Wakey wakey eggs and MOTHER FUCKING BAKEY!" (Nick. 3.28.10)
- "Tulllu hjere dating cunt hate." (Erin. 3.25.10)
- "I love you and I want to blow this place sky high." (Evan. 3.19.10)
- "Maybe I will get my ear pierced and cut my hair and get a tattoo tomorrow and really live life on the edge!! Haha jk. Kinda." (Jamie U. 2.25.10)
- "Hahahahaha her titties aren't like your riss mc titties." (Erin F. 3.12.10)
- "Yo can see the white curdled arm." (Me to Erin. 5.2.10)
- "Thank you for not being a lesbian." (Me to Erin. 5.2.10)
- "I feel like there are a lot of lesbos in this bar." (Britta 5.2.10)
- "Hey Tits! Have a great 22nd birthday!!!!" (Dustan D. 5.2.10)
- "Can I still send you really long texts?" (Jamie U. 4.21.10)
- "Yep. I just can't long text you back =[" (Me. 4.21.10)
- "Sad." (Jamie U. 4.21.10)
- "Don't worry. It won't hinder our relat." (Me. 4.21.10)
- "Better not. Or I'll sue BlackBerry." (Jamie U. 4.21.10)
- "Okay. I was drinking a drink and. Our specibly and evan said that just water! Thank God cause im thirty cause he thought it was water cause i thought it was vodka lem. Our usual. so anyway asked Brandon to taste and he arid it was straight lemonade. You following? hahahahha" (Jamie U. 5.22.10)
- "Dude she can't fuckin drive the straihts she turns on the straights. U don't fuckin turn on the straights. Ever. Even in north dakota." (Nick P. 5.21.10)
- "she should seriously never ever drive. anywhere. for any reason. ever. and where the hell did she learn to drive i want to know so i can punch those people in the face for giving her license." (Nick P. 5.21.10)
- "True that! That's how I feel bout my distant wyoming relatives. Should have jumped on the billings boat and maybe we could be friends." (Jamie U. 5.11.10)
- "WHAT. Oh. Nevermind I knew that. It's Tammy....And her friendly full of personality really good worker good at keeping the alley clean and stocked Tammy. Awesome." (Jamie U. 5.10.10)
- "Never go shopping with mom and dad at the same time." (Nick P. 5.8.10)
- "I want to buy a hedgehog." (Me to my dad, sometime last year.)
- "Don't you have one? And isn't its name Snap?" (My dad in response.)
- "Holy Moley. Me and Steve are about to have a 'Come to Jesus' meeting." Evan 5.28
- "Ok, dad." Me
- "I'm trying to be more like your dad: beard, word usage, etc." Evan
- "I'm already here, loser." Nick 5.28
- "You know people are doin good when they got metal hair." Nick 2.6
- "I thought we banned them from doin halftime since Janet showed her tit." Nick 2.6
jan 28 2010 ∞
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