- when you call someone else by the wrong name.
- when you try to say one thing but end up combining words.
- tonight i was trying to say i was slacking off, but said lagging in my head, so it came out, "slagging off." fail.
- when you mix up the first letters of words, which i do a lot because i talk fast.
- like san fransisco. the other day i said, "fran sansisco." i'm dumb.
- when people call you the wrong name but you don't correct them because
- you have a name tag on.
- they've been calling you the wrong name for so long it's way too late.
- when your server tells you to have a nice dinner, and you say, "you too" out of habit. they're not eating. awkward.
- finding out you've had something on your face or in your teeth for an hour. and no one told you.
- saying difficult words like "arnold palmer." i seriously cannot say it for the life of me.
- so when someone orders one at work i stand there for like 5 minutes attempting to say it. instead of saying, "half lemonade half ice tea? you got it, dude."
- when you trip and you're not sure if anyone saw you and so you don't know if you should just pretend it didn't happen and go on with your life or if you should look around for someone to laugh with.
- and pretty much when you trip period.
- and run into things. or, when walls jump out at you. not cool.
nov 30 2009 ∞
feb 7 2010 +