- My Mercury Mariner, Simon. (Who is gay.)
- Evan's Camry, Camr. (Because the letters on the back that spell out Camry started to fall off. And for the longest time it was just those 4. But now they're all gone so....it's still Camr.)
- The man who lives downstairs, Phil. (He is inanimate because he refuses to talk to us, make eye contact with us, or act like any civilized human being should. Since we don't know his name, I named him Philip.)
- Phil moved. Now "Michael" lives down there, but we call him Jermy. As in Jeremy, but we like to say Jermy.
aug 12 2010 ∞
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