i own a hole, and if i do not like you enough, then you deserve to be on the hole. i am the only person who is allowed to put people in the hole, and take them out. but, you may make suggestions. there may also need to be 2 separate holes for boys and girls. we don't want any offsprings from these people running around...

• Ty. He is probably the reason this hole was created in the first place.
• Rose. For Jam. Because girls are bitches.
• Tiffany. Because her voice makes me want to punch infants.
• Other Tiffany. Because her hair has never been washed and her pants are so far up her conch they're coming out her mouth.
• Yes I know what a conch is, call down.
• Maddi. For no real reason, really. I just don't like her. And I have the power to do these things, so look out.
• Laurie. Because my friend, you are a bitch. And I frankly do not like you.
• Matthew Monroe Dullinger. Because you are scum. And I love my mom.
• Raquel. I did not like you from the moment I first saw you. and turns out, you're a snatch.
• Every person on my list of shitty tippers.
• Tully. For screwing Erin over one too many times and treating all girls like they were placed on this earth for mans enjoyment. Which, they were not. Also for making me cry at work and for lying to the managers about me. For embarrassing me in front of my friends. For endangering my life and also Evans when you wanted to fight. And then Erin's too when you only thought about your arrogant dumb ass self. You and Ty get one hole. Together. Let's make this world a better place.
• Amie. You deserve to be shoved in a hole the size of a shoe box. You are a whiney bitch who is just rude and know-it-all-y to everyone, and guess what? You don't know it all. Also, you have an ugly butt chin.
• Chad Maile. I do not know how I could have forgotten you. You freaking ran into the back of my car when I was stopped on the highway, with my flashers on, and pulled over as far as I could (I had a flat) and then proceeded to sue me. You're the dumbass who hit me, from behind. I think you're in the wrong. Mr. Piece of Shit no insurance bullshit. I hate you.