- evan-
- "i swear, if things don't work out with you and phil, and if things don't work out with me and jacque, i'm gonna come to bozeman, sweep you off your feet and marry you." (that was a good one)
- "i'm make out deprived. wanna go make out?" (not even kidding.)
- phil-
- when i refused to talk to people that i don't know and i didn't know him so i wouldn't talk to him. so i tripped up the stairs into school and fell on my face, right in front of him, forcing me to talk to him. i practically cut off my toes with that fall.
- cody-
- when he "asked me out" by asking me to a movie. since when do those two mean the same thing?
- arvin-
- let me tell you the story of arvin.
- i was a cocktail waitress at old chicago and him and he cowboy friends were at my table. so he asked me how to pick up a girl.
- i told him to tell her that she's pretty. or use a pick up line. (haha?) he said: "i don't know about pick up lines, but you have pretty eyes, can i get your number?"
- then, after giving him my roommates number, which she hated me for, he told me that i was his soul mate.
- and that i should break up with evan for him. bahaha no thanks, cowboy.
nov 11 2009 ∞
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