reasons why i am lazy:

• there is a good possibility that i have had mono for the past 4 years of my life
• i will sleep until 5 pm if people would let me
• i will use the excuse "no one will go with me" to get out of anything
• "5 more minutes" is my most used phrase when i wake up in the morning
• sometimes, i have no motivation
• if my sheets are freshly washed they are irresistible
• i cannot get out of bed for my early classes to save my life
• i am easily distracted