- Chewing on a piece of food and realizing you're also chewing on hair. Oh my gosh. One of the worst feelings slash realizations in the world. Especially when you know it is not your hair.
- Dog food: the smell, the way it looks, the texture, the sound of dogs eating it, etc. Especially if a piece gets in the dogs water and it gets all soggy and puffy. Sick.
- Watching people chew with their mouths open and full of food. Seriously. Close the trap.
- Blood. Not bleeding, wounds, gashes, cuts, etc, but seeing blood on tissues, towels, etc, hate.
- Spit.
- Touching the toilet seat, and toilet in general. Even my own. It is a vile thing and I prefer to have nothing to do with it.
- Wet clothes. Especially the end of pants. I walk on tippy toes through wet ground because I hate getting the ends of my pants wet. Wet shoes also fall into this category.
- Other people's animals. Unless we are friends. I highly doubt all people who own pet-able animals keep them as clean as I do to mine. So I don't want to touch them. Thanks.
- Watching people come in to work and order as much alfredo sauce as humanly possible. Did you want a straw and a glass to suck that down?
- The feeling of cold and hot on my teeth. Especially together, like warm pie and cold ice cream. Gross.
- Some people's voices. Some people need to have their vocal cords ripped out and their mouths sewn shut.
- I highly dislike when I find out people do drugs. So if you do, just don't tell me.
- I like to be naive and think that everyone is a good little boy and girl who does not do drugs.
- When people let their asses just hang out. Like the old man who works in the kitchen. All day yesterday his shirt was like rolled up to half his back and his pants were pulled way way down. How do you not feel that breeze and how does no one tell you?
- Stinky people. Shower, deoder, and wash your clothes. Not that hard.
jan 5 2010 ∞
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