- When the entrance to Walmart's bathroom is a maze. Listen up, I don't want to run into 45 people when I am about to pee my pants because you have 98 blind corners walking into that place.
- Also, if I'm drunk, it is 10 times harder. So can you please fix that? Thank you.
- How hard is it to have a door like every other normal store?
- Those people who refuse to buckle their kids in.
- I swear. You are just asking for me to run you over or something.
- Those people who put ME on hold. As if I have nothing better to do than for you to leave me hanging.
- Obama 08 stickers.
- If you are a manager at the og I probably hate you.
- Probably because you have yelled at me in the past week.
- Or maybe because you can't figure out my availability. And therefore you schedule me any damn way you please.
- And because you refuse to call the lob to get us stocked up.
- And because you are an airhead and you make up rules as you go and they make no sense. You're an idiot. I hate you.
- And because you force me to give up my tickets and then yell at me when my till is off and there is no soup and there are no runners and there is no expo. You're also an idiot.
- Those kids who think Walmart is a playground. Who let you out at 1:00 am?
- Stop playing with that dinosaur toy that sounds like its dying.
- And stop running around and playing hide-and-go-seek.
- You are like 19. Be mature for half a sec.
- Anyone who cuts me off in traffic.
- *Cuts me off=anyone who gets in my lane when I am in it.
- Slow walkers. Especially because I walk at a slow paced run. And I'm pretty sure I'm the fastest walker on the planet and everyone needs to get the frick out of my way.
- Mouth breathers. Evan does this and it drives me crazy. Especially when he breathes out his mouth and snoooooresss.
jun 6 2010 ∞
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