- One time, when we were first dating, probably 6ish months into our relationship, his parents went out of town, leaving him home alone for the weekend. I told my parents I was at a friend's house and spent the night at Evan's. I was so paranoid that we were going to get caught and that was all we would talk about. So, in the middle of the night Evan woke up saying, "I just talked to Bonnie." (Bonnie's my mom.) I started freaking out because I thought she had come to the door or something. No. Just Evan being a dick in his dream.
- One time, while watching a movie, Evan fell asleep. He woke up really pissed off and yelling, "I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN IPOD." Literally, yelling. Hilarious.
- Other topics of Evan's sleep-talk:
- Lobsters.
- Me.
- Work.
- School.
- Dr. Weiss.
- Last night, Evan woke me up because he was sitting up in bed. When I asked him what he was doing, he said, "Getting out of the way so Joe can cook the chicken." bahahaha
- Last night, Evan woke me up and asked me for a "high five."
- The night before, he shouted, "SIX FEET AT TWELVE OCLOCK!" When I asked him what I was talking about, he told me he was trying to land a helicopter.
- One time Evan woke me up by saying something about "the lovely selection we have over here." I was too pissed to keep this conversation going.
aug 12 2010 ∞
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