- Dead weight. I can play dead like no body's business. I'm so good I could probably win an Oscar. And if anyone should get caught by a carnivorous animal looking for food and thus find the need to play dead, that person should be me. Because I am so good at it.
- Pretending I'm on the phone. People always think I'm on the phone.
- Also, this isn't that useless, because sometimes it's handy to avoid eye contact with people and thus avoid any awkward situations that might ensue. And when I leave work, I like to pretend I'm on my phone to ward off any potential rapists and junk.
- Stuffing a lot of things into little or cramped spaces. I can make anything fit anywhere. I dare you to try me.
- Sleeping all day, everyday. Useless because I should get up and get on with my life. But I'm too lazy.
aug 26 2010 ∞
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