- bothering me when i am crabby pants.
- like right now.
- pms much?
- having annoying friends, your friends, not mine. mine are perfect. (<3 you three)
- and when i tell you, and you get mad at me.
- excuse me for having an opinion.
- interrupting me.
- oh my gosh. i will probably just stop talking to you for a week all together, since obviously you don't care what i have to say anyway.
- snoring.
- if i do not get a good night's rest i will be the bitchiest person on the face of the planet. so let me fall asleep before you suck all the air in the room up your nose.
- waking me up before i'm ready.
- let me fucking sleep.
- especially when i don't have anything to do.
- "listening" to my stories and then talking immediately after i'm done because obviously you were thinking of what you had to say instead of listening to my story.
- being stinky.
- don't do any bodily functions around me.
- also brush your teeth 15214 times a day if you need to.
- and don't breathe on my if you haven't.
- not taking out the trash.
- because i'm not going to do it, so you might as well.
- and do it without complaining.
- and do it before it is all over the floor.
- When I'm having a conversation with someone and another person, not in the convo, just comes up and starts talking to my person.
- This guy at work who thinks I need to know every intimate detail about his life. I don't care that you "ran ten miles." Because you didn't. I know you would die. So, when I don't respond with an excited comment, it's because I don't care. So, stop talking to me.
dec 16 2009 ∞
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