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I will crawl, there's things that are worth giving up I know; but I won't let this get me, I will fight. You live the life you're given with the storms outside. Somedays all I do is watch the sky.

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  • Travel. Seriously my least favorite thing in the history of the world. Sitting in one area for like 5 hours is so 2009. Let's get it together people.
  • Sales tax. What is the point of that? I don't live there. I don't benefit from the extra 10% I just had to pay you.
  • Our hotel. If there is ever a bad review on a website, just listen to it.
  • Moldy shower curtain. Everyone knows I don't do germs. Or dirty. Or mold. Especially in a place where I am suppose to be getting clean. So when there is mold on a shower curtain, I tend to get really upset.
  • Wake up calls. Does 7 am mean 7 am in Florida? Or is that just a Montana thing? Because pretty sure when I call for a 7 am wake up call, I want to be woken up at 7. Not 8, 9, 10, or never. Thank youuuu.
  • Shuttle. Listen to me. If I have to be somewhere at a specific time for your convenience, then it should only seem fair that you should also have to be somewhere at a specific time. Don't leave me hanging in the middle of a parking lot with 100 people who don't speak English when it's getting dark in a random town where I know no one. And then don't make the dumbest excuses about why you are late. No on cares.
  • Taxi fare. How does it cost 60 plus dollars to go like 20 minutes? And last time I checked, when YOU had to make a stop, you stopped the meter. Douche.
  • Missed wake up calls + taxi fares. Like when you forget to give me a wake up call and I miss the shuttle so I have to take a taxi to Disney and it costs a million dollars.
  • Park tickets. Ok, it was cool and all. But for 4 days (plus 3 free that I'm sure were included in the price) it was over $600. That's like 50 a ride. That's not worth it.
  • Lines. I never want to stand in another line again in my life. Seriously, 60 plus minutes to ride a 30 second ride? Sick.
  • Annoying foreigners. Don't bring 100 plus children to Disney who a) don't speak English b) don't have any manners.
  • Dirty dishes. We all know I already have an issue with things I put in my mouth, so when I went to clean the dishes in the dishwasher and it basically crumbled into a pile of rust because it was so disgustingly rusty, I was beyond disgusted. Seriously. We broke one of those peg things because it was so rusted. And the plastic was peeling off because it was so untaken care of. That is not sanitary.
  • Dirty towels. Again with the dirty. On my clean body. Yuck.
  • Front desk. The front desk needs a lesson in how to answer the phone when it rings. Because it's not that hard.
jul 26 2010 ∞
jul 26 2010 +
user picture Court: Did anything good happen on your honeymoon? jul 26 2010
user picture larissa: These things are pretty legit complainers. I didn't have time to make a list about the best things. jul 27 2010
user picture Court: Ah, & I just read the best list. I was just hoping your honeymoon wasn't all bad because that would be completely tragic. Glad to see you had a goooood time! :) jul 28 2010
user picture Jamie: Yeah, because that list would be one million miles long, I'm sure. I <3<3 you Mrs. Cook. AND I'm happy to have you home! =)