• she's got huge boobs... AND she's thin. i've only got the boobs because i'm fat. PLUS hers are bigger.
• she's prettier.
• she's had money her whole life, has traveled everywhere, and even when she's "broke" she's still got a lot of stuff, and COOL stuff at that, not to mention a bunch of cute clothes, also she can actually FIT INTO cute clothes.
• she's smart. she's double majoring in physics AND chinese at a university. i didn't even graduate high school.
• she plays video games. a hot nerd. what's not to like?

she asked me to let her read this, so here it is. but syd, nothing you say can change your superiority.