i never expect anything but love, but gifts are nice when they happen. so just in case...

• a white watch like this one but inexpensive. i want it to look like this, not break the bank.
• a gift certificate to the used bookstore downtown.
• a barnes and noble gift card.
• driving lessons.
• canon rebel (not sure which one, and yeah right, but i've been wanting this for years and years and years)
• rainbow cake shaped like a penis and boobs. because.
• moustache cookies.
• a ukulele!!!
• miracle fruit tablets
• drop waterproof ipod speaker
• apples to apples