Stolen from stevierae.

• sept 17: Give me all the wine pls.
• sept 16: I'm sorry you hate me now.
• sept 15: Breaking Bad. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
• sept 14: I need to stop hurting people.
• sept 13: Drunk haunted house with my ladies.
• sept 12: Boys are a waste of time.
• sept 10: Please don't let this be real.
• sept 9: Moved out. Great friends. Great life.
• june 5 - sep 8: Sorry I've been enjoying my summer.
• june 4: Loving my job is so nice.
• june 3: My life is so perfect.
• may 17 - june 2: Haitus because I'm busy and happy.
• may 16: Things are looking up for once.
• may 15: Funerals suck and I can't deal.
• may 14: I fuck up everything I touch.
• may 13: Too perfect. What am I doing?
• may 12: Oh god, heart eyes for days.
• may 11: My prayers were answered. Hi qt.
• may 10: I miss male attention. Give me.
• may 9: I miss you, I hate it.
• may 8: Something I need or something I want?
• may 7: RIP Krista. I'll miss you forever.
• may 6: How did I get so lucky?
• may 5: I'm a little obsessed with RDJ.
• may 4: I wish you would leave me.
• may 3: Back to life, back to reality.
• may 2: Goodbye Disney. Goodbye happiness. Goodbye relaxing.
• may 1: I am in love with Disney.
• apr 30: I am in love with Stitch.
• apr 29: I've seriously never been so happy.
• apr 28: FREE UNLIMITED FOOD I'M IN LOVE
• apr 27: Surrounded by Disney for a week.
• apr 26: DISNEY CRUISE DISNEY CRUISE DISNEY CRUISE
• apr 25: Vacation officially starts tomorrow. Holy shit.
• apr 24: Last day at this hell hole.
• apr 23: I am too tired to function.
• apr 22: I can never get enough sleep.
• apr 21: Good hair and face days rule.
• apr 20: Too much love in my heart.
• apr 19: Seven days until my Disney Cruise.
• apr 18: I'm growing more comfortable with myself.
• apr 17: I just need to make out.
• apr 16: Matty Mckibben needs to be mine.
• apr 15: There is nothing special about me.
• apr 14: Frozen yogurt. Cuddles. Netflix. Now please.
• apr 13: Saturday nights are my favorite nights.
• apr 12: You aren't winning. You are losing.
• apr 11: Finally. It's about god damn time.
• apr 10: Tonight was just what I needed.
• apr 9: I am sad. All the time.
• apr 8: I feel like I'm just... here.
• apr 7: Why are ex boyfriends the worst?
• apr 6: I love drunk board game nights.
• apr 5: Pizza and beer. Pizza and beer.
• apr 4: I miss cuddles and back tickles.
• apr 3: I wish I wasn't so average.
• apr 2: Making people laugh is my favorite.
• apr 1: I want you to want me.
• mar 31: Game of Thrones. I love you.
• mar 30: Drunk game nights are my fav.
• mar 29: Pay attention to me right now.
• mar 28: Snapchat really makes my days better.
• mar 27: I totally forgot how to flirt.
• mar 26: I have nothing clever to say.
• mar 25: Hey motivation, where did you go?
• mar 24: You are a piece of shit.
• mar 23: Shitty day. Shitty night. Shitty thoughts.
• mar 22: I live for nights like this.
• mar 21: Pop punk, rap, indie, acoustic, folk.
• mar 20: Thinking about you a lot today.
• mar 19: I should be grounded from Starbucks.
• mar 18: Why do I regret so much?
• mar 17: Last night was close to perfect.
• mar 16: I love my friends so much.
• mar 15: I just want to get drunk.
• mar 14: I have to keep motivated somehow.
• mar 13: Why is dieting so damn impossible?
• mar 12: Stop missing him, stop missing him.
• mar 11: Can it please be Saturday now?
• mar 10: Squats and lunges. Need cute butt.
• mar 9: I have a legitimate shopping addiction.
• mar 8: Drink, drank, drunk. I miss you.
• mar 7: Get me out of this rut.
• mar 6: I missed out on so much.
• mar 5: 2011 me needs to be punched.
• mar 4: One more week and she's back.
• mar 3: I wish I was strong enough.
• mar 2: I need a time machine. Pronto.
• mar 1: RIP DJ. You were so loved.
• feb 28: I've always wanted a pet dragon.
• feb 27: People brag about the stupidest shit.
• feb 26: I have such an obsessive personality.
• feb 25: I want my summer body NOW.
• feb 24: Beating myself up over stupid shit.
• feb 23: Summer please hurry. I need you.
• feb 22: Always wanting what I can't have.
• feb 21: The idea of forever scares me.
• feb 20: Sleep doesn't exist in my vocabulary.
• feb 19: Job hunting can suck a dick.
• feb 18: My best friends keep me sane.
• feb 17: I want my self esteem back.
• feb 16: Patrick Adams is such a stud.
• feb 15: What the hell am I doing?
• feb 14: Valentine's Day? More like Valentine's Gay.
• feb 13: The thug life didn't choose me.
• feb 12: Forever emotionally attached to tv shows.
• feb 11: I need a new job. Pronto.
• feb 10: Lucille Bluth is my spirit animal.
• feb 9: Well that's gonna leave a mark.
• feb 8: This is a bunch of bullshit.
• feb 7: Trying so hard to stay positive.
• feb 6: I'm always ruining everything I touch.
• feb 5: Why do I feel so small?
• feb 4: New Girl party with my besties.
• feb 3: I don't know what to do.
• feb 2: Can it please be April now?
• feb 1: Mmm Macklemore's voice gives me chills.
• jan 31: I need to find new music.
• jan 30: I want The Walking Dead back.
• jan 29: There's nothing about you that's likeable.
• jan 28: At least I still got it.
• jan 27: Haven't felt this sick in ages.
• jan 26: I finally made it to Sundance.
• jan 25: Finally reunited with my best friend.
• jan 24: My bed is my worst enemy.
• jan 23: American Horror Story with my guy.
• jan 22: Today was refreshing. Time to relax.
• jan 21: I have the greatest sex life.
• jan 20: Oi it's been an emotional day.
• jan 19: Rest in peace Garrett and Kel.
• jan 18: Board games with my favorite people.
• jan 17: "We need a shipment of blankets."