most of these are written on my bedroom walls in sharpie

"Techno sex! -slap slap slap-" Rowan&I

"Plants have ovaries too!" - Mallie

"The key to life is to not swallow too much toothpaste." (added on by Ilan:) 'OR CUM'

"Panda Cumquat I'm allergic to nuts Panda Cumquat I'm allergic to DONKEY Nom nom nom nom nonmom ACCOMOW!" - Hah, Rowan&I

"Polymercrian fluids." - Rowan&I

"Yes, Miley Cyrus is a Nazi so your boob should jump off itself." Jeez, Ilan and our logic.

"That's what Jeff said."

("How many kids do you want to have?") "FIVE THOUSAND. no... maybe 2? I will figure that out when they pop out of my vag." - Mallie in a surv.

"I like it with little pieces of corn in it, it reminds me of Fat Bastard." - My mom ♥ (yes, it's what you're thinking; yes, she was kidding...maybe)

"Do you eat soap?" - Rowan&I

"As your characters, to set the mood of this scene, you need to have sex. Right now. Onstage. In front of everyone." - Dylan

"You're so beautiful. Like a tree - or a high class prositute." - Tassa

"To do: Fart (don't poo yourself!)" - Kerrigan

the funniest stuff is held in our hearts, and, well, forgotten xD