• Boys
  • Isaac Andrew
• Girls
  • Rowyn Phoenix
  • Sofie Elizabeth
  • Camille Rose

YOU STEAL THESE, YOU DIIIE.

• Cooking with Bleach
• Inept Poison
• Loud Ice
• Effulgent Ice
• Grapes in the Microwave
• Food Grenades
• Age
• Wait, Why?
• Wiid
• Tainted Spinach
• Part-Time Mime
• My Favorite Mexican
• Clayton and the Pope
• Voodoo Graffiti
• Groping for Elmo
• Poking the Asian
• Nazi Burners
• Soviet Russia
• Tye-Dye Couch
• Emo Unicorns

• Me!
• Rowan
• Kerrigan
• Tassa

for when I get my shit together

In-state

• College of San Mateo

Out-of-state

• Central Washington University

Out-of-country

• International Christian University (Tokyo, Japan)
• Osaka University (Toyonaka, Japan)

• USA
  • California (I live here)
    • San Francisco
    • LA
  • Nevada
    • Reno
  • Hawaii
    • Honolulu, Oahu
  • Florida
    • Miami (Miami international, on the way to...)
• South America
  • Argentina
    • Buenos Aires

• Bought everyone in the bar a drink
• Swam with dolphins
• ✔ Climbed a mountain
• Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
• Been inside the Great Pyramid
• ✔ Held a tarantula
• Taken a candlelit bath with someone
• ✔ Said “I love you” and meant it
• ✔ Hugged a tree
• Bungee jumped
• Visited Paris
• Watched a lightning storm at sea
• ✔ Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
• Seen the Northern Lights
• ✔ Gone to a pro-sports game
• Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
• Grown and eaten your own vegetables
• Touched an iceberg
• ✔ Slept under the stars

• ✔ Get journal stolen. Have someone send it back to you when it "has more stories to tell you". (this isn't in the book, but it happened xDD)
• ✔ Name page
• ✔ Add your own page numbers
• ✔ Crack the spine
• ✔ Burn this page
• Pour, spill, drip, spit, fling your coffee here
• ✔ Poke holes in this page using a pencil
• Draw fat lines and thin, pushing really hard with the pencil
• ✔ This page is for handprints or fingerprints. Get them dirty and press down.
• ✔ Color this entire page
• Throw something, a pencil, a ball dipped in paint
• Press leaves and other found things
• ✔ Scratch using a sharp object
• Do some rubbings with a pencil

• The hole is a piece of skin turned into a skin flap flopping around in my mouth.
• It's like fisting but with a foot.

© Mommy (March 13th) 1992

• 1st
• 2nd
• 3rd
• 4th
• 5th
• 6th
• 7th
• 8th
• 9th
• 10th
• 11th
• 12th
• 13th
• 14th
  • Build-A-Bear Workshop party ^^;
• 15th
  • Went to SC Beach Boardwalk with Joe (friend/ex-boyfriend)

• Go to camp
  • Write everyone back home (okay, not everyone)
  • Go down the zipline
  • Spend lots of money in the camp store, sugar barrel and bracelet making shop
• Go swimming every day
• Email my seniors at least once a week
• Enroll in homeschooling
• Make something for the seniors
• Hang out with the seniors before their lame asses leave

• To be honest
  • To tell me anything and everything and not be scared of the consequences
• As Christians
  • With the freedom to believe what they choose
• To be respectful of everyone
• It's okay to act a little crazy sometimes!
• Reading is fun!
• Chores help you learn to be independent and responsible (God knows I need to incorporate this into my own life!)
  • But overdoing it isn't fair
• Cuddles&snuggles are a great way to bond
• Saying "I love you" should be a normal and frequent thing!
• Gender neutrality - girls do not HAVE to ...

• Photographer
• Crime scene investigator
• Video game designer
  • Graphic designer
• Journalism
• Actress / Voice actress
• Foley artist
• Masseuse
• Editor
• Architect / Interior designer
• Neurologist

• ✔ Prom Night
• ✔ Fingerprints
• Shrooms
• ✔ Asylum
• ✔ Fear Dot Com
• Organizm (yes, with a z)
• Spliced
• I Know What You Did Last Summer
• Ted Bundy
• Gacy
• The Last Horror Movie
• My Little Eye
• Hatchet
• Old Hag
• Camp Utopia
• Plasterhead

• Omnomnom
• Rahr
• Sploosh

• squirrel monkeys
• pandas
• platypi
• narwhals
• badgers
• racoons

• play bingo in a trashy bingo parlor
• have a psychic reading
• xerox your butt
• throw a pie in someone's face
• ✔ skinny dip
• ride a motorized bull at a bar
• ✔ get buried up to your neck in sand, on the beach
• ✔ make silly faces in a photo booth
• use a cheesy pick-up line on a stranger
• ✔ build a makeshift fort
• ✔ tie-dye your own tshirt
• explore an "Adult Novelty" store
• throw a bottle of laundry detergent into an outdoor fountain (the bio-friendly kind, people!)
• attend a drag queen beauty pageant
• ✔ have a snowball fight
• mud wrestle, in the rain
• stand up through the sun roof of a moving car

most of these are written on my bedroom walls in sharpie

"Techno sex! -slap slap slap-" Rowan&I

"Plants have ovaries too!" - Mallie

"The key to life is to not swallow too much toothpaste." (added on by Ilan:) 'OR CUM'

"Panda Cumquat I'm allergic to nuts Panda Cumquat I'm allergic to DONKEY Nom nom nom nom nonmom ACCOMOW!" - Hah, Rowan&I

"Polymercrian fluids." - Rowan&I

"Yes, Miley Cyrus is a Nazi so your boob should jump off itself." Jeez, Ilan and our logic.

"That's what Jeff said."

("How many kids do you want to have?") "FIVE THOUSAND. no... maybe 2? I will figure that out when they pop out of my vag." - Mallie in a surv.

"I like it with little pieces of corn in it, it reminds me of Fat Bastard." - My mom ♥ (yes, it's what you're thinking; y...

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  • The Maine
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  • Saving Abel
  • Papa Roach
• 5606 (x2)
  • Undergone
  • I Am Ghost
• Journey (x1093248092834)
  • Def Leppard
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