The sexual ones that you find yourself going "OHHHHH [my gosh]" and wondering whether or not you should laugh. Those are my types of jokes.

• A guy bought a brand new car stereo, top of the line, brand new technology. When he said Rock, the radio would turn to a rock station. When he said Classical, the radio would turn to a classical station. When he said Country, the radio would turn to a country station and so and so on. One day he was driving down the road listening to some rock when some kids jumped in front of him. He slammed on his brakes and yelled "FUCKING KIDS". Sure enough, Michael Jackson started playing.
  • After him dying, this joke...is still funny.
• There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion. The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin". The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies".
• Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"