ones that people have stolen from me, so I know they're funny

  • "That's like asking if eating someone out is cannibalism." (in response to, "Is cum vegetarian?")
  • "So...how 'bout them 'tatoes?"
  • "I has a brain stem... but that's it, no petals!"
feb 23 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
user picture kerriannmccollum@comcast.net: I gots a brain stem but no pettels!! feb 24 2009
user picture Amsyy: But no one has stolen that! xD
user picture Amsyy: Okay, I changed it.
user picture kerriannmccollum@comcast.net: i stole it... feb 25 2009
user picture Amsyy: Hahah, this is true.