powder room

• bathroom rug
• ✔ bathroom shelves
• new fluffy towels

bedroom

• a theme
• art
• closet organizers
• more spare sheets

kitchen

• ✔ coffee maker
• ✔ crock pot
• knife set
• plates/bowls
• silverware
• ✔ baker's rack
• Tupperware
• ✔ dish rack
• spice rack

• 8tracks

okay so it's only one. but seriously. favorite fucking website.

Yes, I fully realize this is probably asking too much. I also don't have a single friend who fits into all of these categories. And really, I'm not sad about it. I love my pirate friends. The bastards. They all have their perks, and strong suits. Sure they aren't perfect, who is? But they are mine. And I can't lie, I'm not always proud. I'm not always excited about them. Nor can I say I'm even excited to even hang out with them sometimes. (A shame on everyone's part.) But I still love them. I mean expecting these things out of dirty pirates is just expecting too much. Pirates are a different breed. And I am one of them. We take what we want, when we want. Rape, pillage, and plunder. As much as I differentiate myself from them, I am still one of them. Even if it is only by association. I don't know if I could even retain a relationship with someone who had every single quality I dream of. B...

• Weekly lists of general plans, happenings, schedules, etc.
• Movies I watched, sorted by month, with some sort of rating system.
• Books I read, sorted by month, with some sort of rating system.
• Daily observations.
• Workout schedules to be completed.
• Priority lists of things to buy after I get out of debt.
• A song a day.

Okay, that's all I can remember at the moment.

• sky dive.
• live in NYC.
• travel across the country.
• live off the land for two months.
• make > 50,000 a year.
• go to South America and meet up with sone shamans.
• be with the right person.
• have a house.
• own a reliable vehicle.
• get a college education.
• be trilingual.
• quit all drugs.
• get out of my young, partying state of mind.
• have a boat.
• get married.

• where the fuck are all the aliens?
• you're "god," right?
• perception is reality, how did you pull that off?
• why can't i time travel?
• how many other universes are there?
• what's up with black holes?

Mandelbrot set

• possibly the alien.
• possibly the scallop.
• possibly any of them on this page.

Chaos Theory

• either of these.
• this is pretty cool.

Buckyball

• the standard.
• the net.
  • around my wrist?

• Boopy
  • One of my firsts, my parents used to sing me a song and call me "boopy the baby." I think it's my earliest memory.
• Ballabalush
  • My younger brother's first attempt at my real name. It just stuck after that.
• Lizzard
  • It doesn't help I love the little bastards. And my tongue is retarded long. The two z's was my personal doing. I know that's not how you spell lizard.
• Liz
  • Started by the lazy folk at school who didn't feel like saying my whole name. Now it's still what most people call me. Rolls eyes.

• fuck.
• tubular.
• rad.
• righteous.
• groovy.
• dude.
• bodacious.
• tits.
  • "this place is the tits!"
• bee's knees.
• nbd.
• bitchin'.

Legend.

• Things I would like to do.
• Things I did, but didn't want to.
• ✔ Things I did, and I'm proud of it.

List.

• been arrested.
• been fisted.
• punched a baby.
• sky-dived.
• bungee-jumped.
• had a baby. (not for a long time!)
• eaten escargot.
• punched a cop.
• gotten my nipple stuck to a frozen pole.
• been famous.
• gone to college.
• been fishing.
• slept in a trash can.
• been gang-banged.
• seen ronald mcdonald naked.

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