• a man inexplicably became imprisoned in a time trap for 100 years until he had amassed enough knowledge to become worthy of her affection
  • her middle-aged gay friend died of a heart attack at her wedding because she was marrying someone worse than hugh grant
  • a man found that he was not able to give her the attention she deserved, so he paid to have three clones of himself produced
  • god sent the archangel michael to earth with the sole mission of fixing her up with a coworker
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