• how many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    • none--they don't believe in them
  • what kind of shower would greg die in?
    • a wheatier shower
    • (greg keeps it gluten-free)
  • did you know amber rose is a pastry chef?
    • no
    • yeah, kanye was really sad when they broke up. he wrote a song about it. it was called 'tartless'
  • all elephant jokes
  • what's red and bad for your teeth?
    • a brick
nov 22 2010 ∞
apr 24 2011 +