- cataclysmic earthquake
- laptop power supply exploding
- gas leak destroying house when I turn on the stove
- drive-by shooting
- plane crashes
- plane I'm in crashing into other plane in midair
- midair two-plane crash above me raining debris onto me
- teeth cracking / falling out of my head
- squeezing a quarter in my palm so hard that it travels through my skin
- being pierced through a soft spot in my head
- pyrex dishes exploding
- implosions
- cracking xiphoid process
- balloons popping
- ferris wheels
- being encased in concrete while passing a cement mixer
- accidentally having walked into the wrong bathroom
- snakes while hiking
- being encased in amber while masturbating
- having my headphones ripped out while listening to nicki minaj at work
- having a hole the crotch of my jeans that I didn’t notice
- missing an opportunity because I didn't take decisive action early enough
- dropping my phone down the crack between the building and the elevator so it tumbles unrecoverably down the elevator shaft
- van der graaf generators
aug 29 2009 ∞
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