pros

• has the most fun name of any november 2014 candidate
• endorsed by food blogger carol blymire, who completed every recipe in the french laundry cookbook
• on the west wing, president jimmy smits chose alan alda as his republican secretary of state and that went pretty well

cons

• opponent went to mit
• reminds me of brett bretterson, cheerleader's love interest from teen girl squad, who repeatedly proves himself to be kind of a jerk