• that hawaiian pizza was not delicious?
  • that return of the jedi was not a good movie?
  • that subway was cheap lame food that is disgusting and not pretty good for side-of-the-road eats?
  • that les miserables is a overproduced bore full of cheesy 80s dirges, representing the shark-jumping moment of the modern musical?
  • it's entitled to recline your airline seat, and it doesn't even make you that much more comfortable?
  • red hot chili peppers are the worst band of all time, like literally journey-level, vs a weird novelty act that always delivers exactly what they promise
  • ...but fucken billy joel made a lot of great music?
  • magical realism is bad
  • beet hummus is cursed, like I get it’s not typical in the cultures that originated hummus, but it’s actually a pretty decent dip
nov 20 2015 ∞
oct 14 2019 +