- Sleep deprivation will not kill me; it'll actually keep me healthier than people who get 8 hours a night.
- I can survive a week of 6 exams, even if there was a lot of crying and yelling involved.
- Waiting on text messages is a complete waste of time.
- Benzaclin is heaven sent.
- I can memorize the script of Elf much quicker than I can memorize the biological approach to treating bipolar disorder.
- Even though it's not my bed at home, my dorm bed is the comfiest place in the world when I'm sick and tired.
- The Office makes a heavy heart much, much lighter.
- Pumpkin pie cannot be made without a can opener.
- The hardest part of love is letting go.
- All my classes, even gen eds, are intricately linked together somehow, which makes exams a little bit easier.
- You can play pyramid solitaire for the entirety of a 3 hour class and still not win.
- Chik-Fil-A breakfast is the best motivator to get up early.
- Charades are the most amusing, and thus the most effective, way to memorize anything.
- My mother getting a Facebook is not the end of the world.
- Scuba diving reduces my concentration (+ a million other inside jokes).
- I have truly amazing friends, especially the 2nd Hughes gang.
- It is possible to take 18 credit hours without committing suicide halfway through the semester.
- Your 7 year old son or daughter does, in fact, know how to do the stanky leg.
- Veronica Mars is smarter than me.
- You do not need anyone in your life who does not need you in theirs.
dec 14 2009 ∞
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