the magnificent seven

• dean gets laid
• sam trying to find a way out of dean's deal
• "polling the electorate"
• candygram
• "hello? bleeding here"
• "the family that slays together..." ... "right, i'm with you there"
• ruby
• "comforting the bereaved"
• sam's hunter instinct at being followed
• everything is stupid
• car through wall
• suicidal dean
• seven deadly sins
• se7en reference
• angry bobby
• dean backs up sam
• "me, i like to see people's insides on their outside"
• "look, if were going down, we're going down together, all right?"
• sam watching dean
• "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
• of course dean gets lust
• the shining reference
• "the boy king"
• slow motion fighting
• "actually, the more troubling question is how come a girl can fight better than you?"
• "nah"
• "we trap the crossroads demon, trick it, try to welch our way out of the deal in any way? you die. okay? you die. those are the terms. there's no way out of it. if you try to find a way, so help me god, i'm gonna stop you." ... "how could you make that deal, dean?" ... "because i couldn't live with you dead. couldn't do it" ... "after everything i've done for this family, i think i'm entitled"
• "i got a year to live, Sam. i'd like to make the most of it. do what do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell, huh?"

the kids are alright

• sam orders pizza inn restaurant "okay weirdy mcweirderton"
• "smile, sam!"
• dean drives off while sam still grabbing bags
• ben
• milfs flirt with dean
• dean does math
• ruby and ketchup
• "only bitches send a grownup"
• dean playing father, proud when ben beats up kid
• dean acting all innocent
• "creepy, stare-at-you-like-you're-lunch kids?"
• "...torch 'em on the front lawn"
• dean saves the kids, ben saves the kids
• torch the bitch
• dean disappointed ben is not his son
• dean wants a normal life, realises he never will
• "i would have been proud to be his dad"
• ruby could save dean, that's all sam needs to hear

bad day at black rock

• gordon's back
• "because she knows what your weakness is. it's me"
• bitchy sam
• "probably the closest thing you ever came to being a boy"
• dad kept sam's soccer trophy, dad kept dean's first gun
• "i'm gonna die for a damn rabbit's foot"
• awesome bullet, awesome fight scene
• skewer through neck
• dean so happy about money won
• dean's face when they win
• both watch her ass
• sam's luck turns
• bela!
• sam falls over, dean helps him up
• sam falls again
• background acting
• "i lost my shoe"
• "don't even scratch your nose" *dean leaves, sam scratches nose*
• bela and dean standoff
• sam catches on fire, knocks himself out
• "no. a great thief."
• sam tied to chair with duct tape
• "gordon? oh, come on...great, that sounds like him"
• "and being a hunter is so much more noble? bunch of obsessed, revenge-driven sociopaths trying to save a world that can't be saved?"
• dean gets the rabbit's foot
• "lie, lie, lie"
• season 3: where rabbit foot is destiny
• pen in gun, dean beats em all
• "i'm batman" ... "yeah, you're batman"
• dean can no longer read people
• dean defensive over sam
• "you i can't hit but, your brother, him i can't miss"
• "what the hell is wrong with you?! you don't just go around shooting people!"
• dean cons bela
• "oh, don't go way angry, just go away"
• bela cons dean
• "SON OF A BITCH!"
• ...everyone wants to kill sam winchester

sin city

• attempting to understand the colt
• bobby has bitchface
• "well, it won't kill demons by then, but i can promise you it'll kill you"
• ceiling mirror in motel room
• dean actually has friends
• sometimes dean loves research
• dean backs up to car, sam pulls him away
• "nickel or no nickel"
• dean drinks new drink
• sam and dean are local heroes
• "he's a moron. i mean, he's a sweet moron..."
• "what do you want?" ... "peace on earth, a new shirt..."
• awkward sam when he realises they're not demons
• dean fails latin
• dean jealous that sam considered the brains
• lucifer foreshadowing
• sam looking for dean seems more like sam being a voyeur
• dean trying to hide his fear and pain from selling his soul
• sam admits he likes hunting
• "well, it's a good thing he has you. his brother's keeper"
• dean willing to sleep with demon
• "sammy, be careful"
• hey bobby!
• ain't nobody mess with sammy's brother
• "you think...there's something wrong with my brother?"
• sam only lets ruby live because of dean
• "you're a cold bitch, you know that?"

bedtime stories

• sibling arguments
• "...because if we screw with this deal, you die!" ... "and if we don't screw with it, you die!"
• bitchface
• "how would you feel?" ... "can't imagine anything worse"
• sam's artistic ability
• "well, thinking about fairy tales" ... "oh, that's-that's nice. you think about fair tales often?"
• a random toad
• "dude, could you be more gay?...don't answer that"
• "i'm guessing that means something to you, fairy tale boy?"
• "i saw that movie. well, the porn version anyway"
• "i'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf...which is the weirdest thing i've ever said"
• sam staring after dean
• "is that what you want me to do, dean? just let you go?"
• sam will never let dean go (parallel "taxi driver")
• sam tries to make a deal to save dean
• sam defensive when crossroads demon insults dean
• sam realises he may not be able to save dean, his reaction - shoots crossroads demon

red sky at morning

• "i know it wasn't me, so unless you're shooting at some incredibly evil cans..."
• dean realises the colt can't save him
• "you're my brother dean, and no matter what you say i'm gonna try and save you"
• gmilf hitting on sam
• "bite me" ... "hey, not if she bites you first"
• dean has panic attack when his impala is missing, sam has to calm him
• "can i shoot her?" ... "not in public"
• daddy issues fuel
• they can't save everybody, but they want to
• "just lately i feel like i can't save anybody"
• suit up! - with bond music
• "don't objectify me"
• dean chews gum at classy event
• sam's date is gert
• "...this is easier and it's a lot more entertaining...he's playing hard to get, that's cute...i want all the details in the morning"
• "i didn't want you thinking, you're not very good at that"
• gert continues to hit on sam, and she ain't shy about it either
• "he wants me"
• "you stink like sex"
• bela cons dean yet again
• dean fake-shoots bela
• "you're so damaged" ... "takes one to know one"
• "um, i want you to know i understand why you did it. i understand why you went after the crossroads demon...and if the situation was reversed i guess i'd done the same thing. i mean i'm not blind, i see what you're going through with this whole deal, me going away and all that. but you're gonna be okay...you'll keep hunting, y'know, you live your life. you’re stronger than me, you are...you are... you'll get over it. but i want you to know i'm sorry, i’m sorry for... putting you through all this, i am." ... "i don't want an apology from you – and by the way, i'm a big boy now, i can take care of myself...so will you please quit worrying about me? i mean that's the whole problem in the first place. i don't want you to worry about me, Dean, i want you to worry about you. I want you to give a crap that you’re dying!"
• "i think maybe i'll play craps"

fresh blood

• "i smell good, don't i? i taste even better?"
• conning the vampire
• gordon and kubrick as fbi
• dean hurt, sam goes right to him
• dean's got a death wish this episode
• "what can i say? i'm a badass"
• gordon becomes vampire
• dean imitates sam
• sam's changed with his killing philosophy
• "i was desperate. you ever felt desperate? i've lost everyone i ever loved. i'm staring down eternity alone. can you think of a worse hell?"
• dean is dead already
• gordon has such a vendetta against sam
• protective sam
• "i'm more like a ninja"
• "let's see, what rhymes with 'shutup sam'?"
• "you're scared, dean. you're scared because your year is running out, and you're still going to hell, and you're freaked" ... "and how do you know that?" ... "because i know you...i've been following you around my entire life! i mean, i've been looking up to you since i was four, Dean. studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. so yeah, i know you. better than anyone else in the entire world. and this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. and, i mean, i can't blame you. it's just... i wish you would drop the show and be my brother again. 'cause... just 'cause"
• sam and dean separated, dean drops girl
• oh crap, the girl with dean is a vampire
• sam saves dean, decapitates gordon - in shock
• "you just charged a super-vamped-out gordon with no weapon. that's a little reckless, don't you think?"
• fixing baby, drinking beer
• dean teaches sam how to look after the impala
• dean lets sam fix the impala
• "you're gonna need to know these things for the future. and besides, that's my job, right? show my little brother the ropes?"
• bittersweet ending

a very supernatural christmas

• a special presentation
• dead santa
• sam leans across couch
• evil santa/anti-clause
• dean told sam santa isn't real
• santa's village
• dean wants a real christmas
• "we’ll get a tree, a little boston market, just like when we were little"
• "all right, grinch"
• FLASHBACKS!!!!!
• "what is it?" ... "a pony"
• homage to sam's questions, learnt in 2.22
• "great, so we're looking for a pimp santa"
• dean's laugh
• what is with supernatural and massive bongs?
• porn
• the boys do not know silent night
• rogue santa eats a cookie
• "i know, i was just testing you"
• "what did bobby say?" ... "uh, that we're morons"
• "what will you tell me next? easter bunny's jewish?"
• "lap dances, hopefully"
• covering as a gay couple?
• "it was yummy"
• shopkeeper has christmas spirit
• christmas memories, beer can wreath - dean wants to find another
• "this is my last year" ... "i know. that's why i can't...i can't just sit around drinking eggnog, pretending everything's okay, when i know next christmas you'll be dead. i just can't"
• sitting on beds in silence
• MORE FLASHBACKS!!!!!
• dean plays father to sam
• sam knows the truth, dean doesn't want him to
• "well, the first thing you have to know is we have the coolest dad in the world. he’s a superhero...monsters are real"
• all the responsibility dean had to hold at such a young age
• sam crying
• "it'll all be better when you wake up. you'll see. promise"
• overly happy couple, means something's wrong
• dean goes for the peanut brittle
• carving stakes
• finally gotta note it: sam is always chocked, dean is always thrown into walls and knocked out
• "dean, you okay?"
• just how the pagans speak
• dean's reaction when sam is getting hurt, so much anger - considerably more angry than when he, himself, is harmed
• "you fudging touch me again, i'll fudging kill you"
• "merry christmas, sam"
• EVEN MORE FLASHBACKS!!!!!
• dean tried to give sam a christmas
• SAM GIVES DEAN THE AMULET AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
• "thank you sam, i...i love it"
• sam gives dean a christmas
• dean's reaction upon seeing that sam will celebrate christmas
• dean's reaction when sam gives him presents
• yes, the average person buys their brother porn for christmas
• porn + shaving cream, fuel + candy bar = perfection
• "merry christmas, bro"
• sam has really spiked that eggnog
• sam looks so sad, keeps glancing over at dean
• camera pans out window

malleus maleficarum

• hex bags
• "so what are we thinking, we're uh, looking for some old craggy blair bitch in the woods?"
• "why does a rabbit always get screwed in the deal? poor little guy"
• change of who should be killed - "burn, witch, burn"
• "...maybe because he's my brother"
• dean is so very, very defensive over sam
• dean grips for sam when he's in pain
• sam will kill anyone for dean
• "you wanna kill me? get in line, bitch"
• ruby saves dean
• "you're the short bus, short bus"
• "we're supposed to drive in the friggin' car and friggin' argue about this stuff"
• "look, Dean, you're leaving right? and i gotta stay here in this craphole of a world, alone. so the way i see it, if i'm gonna make it, if i'm gonna fight this war after you're gone, then i gotta change...into you, i gotta be more like you"
• dean flies over the couch
• "i told you so"
• dean learning that all demons were once human
• "that's what hell is: forgetting who you are"
• ruby telling dean the horrors of hell
• ruby admits she can't save dean
• dean's thoughtful expression
• dean left alone in parking lot

dream a little dream of me

• drunk, brooding sam
• "you get sloppy in bars, you hit on chicks all the time. why can't i?"
• "i tried, dean...to save you...i mean, where you're going, what you're gonna become...i can't stop it"
• dean at bobby's bedside
• sam's sex dream
• "angelina jolie? ... brad pit?"
• sam has boner
• dean's confusion
• "should we dim the lights and synch up wizard of oz to dark side of the moon?"
• in bobby's dreams
• protective dean
• boys asleep, sam's hand outreached toward dean
• "you're not gonna die. i'm not gonna let you die. i'm not gonna let you die. you're like a father to me"
• dean drank the beer
• sleep-deprived, caffeine-overdosed dean is crazy
• sam goes into dream world with dean
• "stop looking at me like that"
• dean meet dean
• "i know ho dead you are inside. how worthless you feel. i know how you look into the mirror...and hate what you see"
• everything in dean's life comes down to his dad, his family
• dean actually seems to hate his father
• "he wasn't there for sam, i always was!"
• "and i don't deserve to go to hell!"
• dean kills dream dean
• "you boys better check your pockets...not literally"
• bela cons them AGAIN
• "i've been doing some thinking and well, thing is...i don't wanna die. i don't wanna go to hell" ... "alright. yeah. we'll find a way to save you"

mystery spot

• heat of the moment
• *holds up bra* "this yours?"
• pin n' a poke
• dean is shot, dies in sam's arms
• "man, i had a weird dream" ... "yeah? clowns or midgets?"
• frazzled sam
• dean dies in sam's arms yet again
• hit the perfect amount of repetition
• "sammy, i get all tingly when you take control like that"
• "twice now i've watched you die, and i can't. i won't do it again, okay?" ... "whatever this is, we'll figure it out"
• sam saves dean from car
• "you peed yourself"
• piano falls on dean
• "see, if you and i decide i'm not gonna die, i'm not gonna die"
• dean just keeps dying, and it's often funny
• sam tears apart mystery spot
• sibling banter leads to another dean death
• "you think you're being funny but you're being really really childish! sam winchester wears makeup. sam winchester cries his way through sex. sam winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up he--"
• man can choose his own syrup!
• sam's determined eyes
• "eat your breakfast"
• TRICKSTER!
• "watching your brother die everyday. forever...how long will it take you to realise? you can't save your brother. no matter what"
• "IT'S WEDNESDAY!"
• and, yet again, dean dies in sam's arms
• "i'm supposed to wake up"
• sociopath-esque, obsessed sam
• sam fixes own bullet wound
• bobby keeps tabs on sam
• sam prepared to kill person for dean
• "...but you need your brother"
• sam actually starts caring again when he may have killed bobby
• "bring him back...just take us back to that tuesday - er wednesday - when it all started. please, we won't come after you, i swear"
• "dean's your weakness. bad guys know it, too"
• "he's my brother"
• "please. just--please"
• HUG!
• sam totally seems to be watching dean's lips, jus' sayin'
• sam doesn't tell dean about the six months
• sam's final, heartbreaking look over the motel room"_

jus in bello

• bela gets one-up on them
• arrested!
• cops all freaked out by sam and dean
• the thought of the two of them not seeing each other ever again
• henrikson pulls the daddy card
• agent shoots dean, sam reacts
• sam tends to dean's wound, hand lingers
• dean's smile
• "would it kill these cops to bring us a snack?"
• "you think it's because we're so awesome? i think it's because we're so awesome"
• "i shot the sheriff" ... "but you didn't shoot the deputy"
• bitchface of the year
• demon attack
• anti-possession tattoos
• "fighting off monsters with condiments"
• henrikson learns the truth
• "i choose to go down swinging"
• "plus you got nothing to go home to but your brother"
• "this is just peachy"
• ruby is willing to sacrifice herself for the boys...?
• "nobody's a virgin"
• dean so amazed that somebody could be a virgin
• sam starts questioning to chose dean over ruby
• "stop! stop! nobody kill any virgins"
• dean will go down swinging
• shootin' demons
• exorcism over pa
• demons explode
• glance at each other
• "so what are you gonna tell em?" ... "the least ridiculous lie i can come up with in the next five minutes"
• sam and dean finally off the fbi radar...for now
• lilith has risen
• dean looks at sam

ghostfacers

• GHOSTFACERS
• horrible promo acting
• ghostfacers theme song
• fake slow motion
• corbett's crush on ed
• the winchesters
• "one, two, three...ghostfacers"
• "rats are like the rats of the world"
• swearing
• death echo
• so excited to see a ghost
• "'let's go hunt the morton house,' you said. 'it's our grand canyon'"
• "come on! wake up! be dead"
• ed very concerned about corbett
• "ew"
• dean is so much more concerned about finding sam than he was corbett
• "hold my glasses"
• ed and harry fight
• dean's just calling out for sam
• very creepy party
• "there's some salt in my duffle. make a circle nad get inside" ... "inside your duffle bag?" ... "in the salt, you idiots!"
• "shut up"
• "ed, you gotta go be gay for that poor, dead intern. you gotta send him into the light"
• ed saves corbett by saying he loves him
• ghost meet ghost explosion
• "war changes man...and one woman"
• "plus it'd be cool to have a ghost on the team"
• "about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day"
• "i mean it's bizarre how you all are able to honor corbett's memory while grossly exploiting the manner of his death"
• sam and dean kinda liked the ghostfacers

long distance call

• "pack your panties, sammy, we're hitting the road"
• when sam realises dean may not be able to be saved
• all dean cares about is food
• porn
• dean's self-satisfied smile to sam
• "it redefined my understanding of the word 'necrophilia'"
• dean changes so much when his dad is concerned
• "hello?"
• "and we're walking"
• quotey fingers
• "i was looking after sammy, like you told me to"
• dean has so much faith in his father
• "you know, maybe that's all i got, okay?"
• even the toy phone can't escape
• sammy saves the kid
• "that a sandwich?"
• death threats about phone company
• sexy gun moves
• when dean realises the man isn't a demon
• dean is so broken
• "i wanted to believe so badly that there was a way outta this"
• dean finally admits he is scared of going to hell
• "the only person that can get me out of this thing is me" ... "and me"
• "...do you want a poem?"
• beer
• sam looks at dean

time is on my side

• guy's insides fall out
• don't insult dean's mother
• dean is so, so scared
• "fine, so you're cops and morons" ... "excuse me? no, no, we're very smart"
• professionals do not like sam and dean...nor patients
• "dude, i'm eating"
• "oh, baby, i can't stay mad at you"
• slicey mchackey
• sam just wants to save dean, more than anything
• elongated stares
• rufus!
• "so?"
• yet another of dean's plans falls through
• just pops head back into place
• bela flashback
• "i'm really screwed, sammy"
• dean once again has hope he may avoid hell
• having heart cut out is inconvenient
• "wakey-wakey, eggs and bac-y"
• dean considers living forever, sam wants so bad for him to take it
• they buried him alive, and he can never die *shudders*
• bela would've shot the winchesters, wow
• bela sold her soul
• learning that lilith holds dean's soul
• "i'll see you in hell" - can't tell if being dick or just being truthful...
• bela is dead

no rest for the wicked

• CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
• "i don't care what it takes, dean, you're not gonna go to hell. i'm not gonna let you. i swear. everything's gonna be okay"
• dean will not sacrifice sam
• lilith on shore-leave
• sam will trust ruby again, because he needs to save dean
• "and i wish you'd shut your pie hole, but we don't always get what we want"
• bitchface
• "because you're my brother, because you did the same thing for me" ... "sammy, all i'm saying is that you're my weak spot. you are. and i'm yours...i mean what we'll do for each other, you know, how far we'll go"
• "we take this knife, and we go after lilith our way. the way Dad taught us to. and if we go down, then, uh... then we go down swinging"
• lilith as little girl covered in blood
• "do i look like a ditchable prom-date to you?"
• sam wants to say goodbye to dean
• "and if this is my last day on earth, i do not want it to be socially awkward"
• wanted dead or alive - dean and sam singing
• "bon jovi rocks, on occasion"
• dean looks scared
• "you're almost hell's bitch"
• "yay! it's my birthday everyday!"
• sam still wants to save the world
• holy water in water main
• dean knocks guy out
• sam holds knife all ninja-like
• sam willing to do anything to save dean
• "don't, dean! i'm not gonna let you go to hell, dean!" ... "yes, you are!...yes, you are...i'm sorry. i mean, this is all my fault, i know that. but what you're doing, it's not gonna save me - i'ts only gonna kill you" ... "then what am i supposed to do?" ... "keep fighting. take care of my wheels. sam, remember what dad taught you, okay ?and remember what i taught you"
• sam and dean crying
• dean ripped apart by hellhounds
• lilith can't kill sam
• sam crying over dean's death
• dean in hell
• "SAM! SAM!"

favourites: bad day at black rock, fresh blood, a very supernatural christmas, mystery spot, ghostfacers, no rest for the wicked