Taken from/inspired by 'Grouchy Rabbit: To Do List.'

• Teach a parrot to say: "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
• Wear a shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons.
• Follow joggers around in a car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' or 'Gonna Fly Now' for encouragement.
• Buy Grim Reaper costume. Stand outside nursing home and wave.
• Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
• Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke.
• Attach a sign to a manhole that reads, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tryouts. Inquire Within.'