| main | ongoing | archive | private |
- A blind man walks into a bar.
- And a chair
- And a table
- How do you get a tissue to dance?
- Put a little boogie in it!
- Wanna hear a cat joke?
- Just kitten!
- What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
- Wiped his ass.
- What did the leper say to the prostitute?
- Keep the tip.
- What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?
- Where did my Van Gogh?
- What do you call it when Batman skips church?
- Christian Bale.
- What do you do with a dead chemist?
- Barium.
- What is the world's scariest plant?
- Bamboo!
- What do nosy people do?
- Get jalapeño business!
- What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?
- Church.
- What do you call British men with no butts?
- Assless chaps.
- What do you call identical boobs?
- Identitties.
- What does Batman like to put in his drinks?
- Just ice.
- What nationality is Sonic the Hedgehog?
- He's Russian.
- What's the difference between America and yogurt?
- If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it will develop a culture.
- What's the difference between Jesus & a picture of Jesus?
- It only takes one nail to hang a picture.
- Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?
- 'Cause it wasn't born yesterday.
- Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?
- Because all proper tea is theft.
- Why did the famous female scientist choose to work with deadly radioactive substances?
- She was just Curie-ous.
- Why did the french man only need one egg for his omelet?
- It was en-oeuf.
apr 25 2012 ∞
nov 26 2014 +
nov 26 2014 +