abandoning this because of how depressing it is to see the amount of time I've wasted on watching movies

strike: would not watch again

• (500) Days of Summer (2009)
• 2 Fast 2 Furious
• 8 Mile
• 9
• 13 Going on 30
• 16 Blocks
• 17 Again
• 28 Days
• 50 First Dates
• 101 Dalmatians
• 102 Dalmatians
• 300 (2006)
• A Beautiful Mind
• A Bug's Life (1998)
• A Christmas Carol
• About a Boy
• Adam's Aebler (2005) ★★★
• Along Came a Spider
• Along Came Polly
• American Psycho
• Analyze That
• Analyze This
• Angels & Demons ★★★
• Anger Management
• An Inconvenient Truth
• Around the World in 80 Days
• A Scanner Darkly
• Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
• Atonement (2007)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember
• Australia (2008)
• Avatar (2009)
• A Walk to Remember (2002)
• Bad Boys II
• Bad Santa
• Batman Begins (2005)
• Batman The Dark Knight (2008) ★★★
• Batman The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
• Beauty and the Beast (1991)
• Bee Season (2005)
• Bewitched (2005)
• Billy Elliot
• Black Swan (2010)
• Bolt
• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
• Bowling for Columbine
• Brave (2012)
• Bridget Jones' Diary ★★★
• Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
• Brokeback Mountain
• Brother Bear ★★★
• Bruce Almighty
• Bubble Boy
• Captain America: the First Avenger
• Cars (2006)
• Casablanca (1942)
• Casino Royale (2006)
• Cast Away
• Catch Me If You Can (2002)
• Catwoman
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Charlie’s Angels
• Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
• Charlie Bartlett (2007)
• Charlie Chaplin: The Great Dictator
• Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
• Cheaper by the Dozen
• Chicken Little
• Children of Men (2006)
• Chloe (2009)
• Chocolat (2000)
• Closer (2004)
• Cloverfield
• Cold Mountain (2003)
• Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)
• Confessions of a Shopaholic
• Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
• Constantine (2005)
• Cop Out (2010)
• Coraline
• Crank
• Dark Shadows (2012)
• Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
• Death Race (2008)
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
• Die Hard
• Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard ★★★
• Die Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard
• District 9 (2009)
• Dogville (2004)
• Dorian Gray (2009) ★★★
• Duplicity (2009)
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
• Expendables (2010)
• Expendables 2 (2012)
• Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
• Finding Nemo (2003)
• Femme Fatale (1991)
• Food, Inc. (2008)
• Freaky Friday
• Frida (2002)
• Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)
• Gattaca (1997)
• Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)
• Ghost Rider
• Gone with the Wind (1939)
• Green Zone (2010)
• Hanna (ill-chosen soundtrack ruins the script)
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
• He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
• Hot Fuzz (2007)
• Hulk (2003)
• Hugo (2011)
• I, Robot (2004)
• I am Legend (2007)
• I am Number Four
• I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
• Inception (2010)
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
• Inside Man (2006)
• In Time (2011)
• Iron Man
• Iron Man 2
• Iron Man 3
• Johnny English
• Johnny English Reborn
• Juno (2007)
• Jurassic Park (1993)
• Kate & Leopold (2001)
• Kick-Ass (2010)
• Killer Elite (2011)
• Knowing (2009)
• Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain
• Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
• Looper (2012)
• Lord of War (2005)
• Lost in Translation (2003)
• Love Actually (2003)
• Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
• Machete (2010)
• Marley and Me (2008)
• Mars Attacks! (1996)
• Mean Girls
• Memento (2000)
• Men in Black (1997)
• Men in Black II
• Mononoke Hime
• Monsters Inc. (2001)
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Moulin Rouge! (2001)
• Miss Congeniality (2000)*
• Mission Impossible (1996)
• Mister Beans's Holiday (2007)
• Mr. & Mrs Smith (2005)
• Mulan (1998)
• Murder on the Orient Express (1974)
• Murder on the Orient Express (2010)
• My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
• Nanny McPhee (2005)
• National Treasure (2004)
• National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
• Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) ★★★
• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
• Notting Hill (1999)
• Perfume: Story of a Murderer (2006)
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007)
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
• Planet Terror (2007)
• Pocahontas (1995)
• Point Break (1991)
• Practical Magic (1998)
• Precious (2009)
• Pride and Prejudice (2005)
• Prisoners (2013)
• PS: I Love You (2007)
• Pulp Fiction (1994)
• Quantum of Solace (2008)
• Rain Man (1988)
• Ratatouille (2007)
• Red (2010) ★★★
• Reservoir Dogs (1991)
• Rise of the Guardians (2012) ★★★
• Salt
• Saving Private Ryan (1998)
• Scoop (2006) ★★★
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
• Secret Window (2004)
• Seven Psychopaths (2012) ★★★
• Sex and the City: The Movie (2008)
• Serendipity (2001)
• Se7en
• Sherlock Holmes (2009) ★★★
• Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) ★★★
• Sin City (2005)
• Sleepless in Seattle
• Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
• Shark Tale (2004)
• Shrek (2001)
• Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
• Snow White and the Huntsman
• Spiderman (2002)
• Splice (2009)
• Spirited Away (2001) ★★★
• Star Trek (2009) ★★★
• Star Wars 4: A New Hope (1977)
• Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
• Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi (1983)
• Step Up (2006)
• Step Up 2 (2008)
• Step Up 3
• Stuart Little
• Superbad (2007)
• Super Size Me (2004)
• Surrogates (2009)
• Taken (2008)
• Taxi
• Taxi 2
• Taxi 3 (2003)
• Taxi 4
• Ted
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
• Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
• Thank You for Smoking (2005)
• The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
• The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
• The Advocate (1993)
• The Avengers
• The Bank Job (2008)
• The Boat That Rocked
• The Bourne Identity (2002)
• The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
• The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
• The Da Vinci Code (2006)
• The Dark Knight (2008)
• The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
• The Departed (2006)
• The Devil's Advocate
• The Fifth Element (1997)
• The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo / Män som hatar kvinnor (2009)
• The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009)
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest (2009)
• The Golden Compass (2007)
• The Graduate
• The Hangover (2009)
• The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
• The Hobbit (2013)
• The Holiday (2007)
• The House Bunny (2008)
• The Hunger Games
• The Interpreter (2005)
• The Incredibles (2004)
• The Island (2005)
• The Italian Job (2003)
• The Kid (2000)
• The King's Speech (2010)
• The Lake House (2006)
• The Last Stand (2012) (Harry Dean Stalton!)
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• The Matrix (1999)
• The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
• The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
• The Nightmare before Christmas (1993)
• The Number 23 (2007)
• The Others (2001)
• The Parent Trap
• The Perks of Being A Wallflower
• The Prestige (2006)
• The Rainmaker (1997)
• The Reader (2008)
• The Silence of the Lambs
• The Simpsons Movie (2007)
• The Three Musketeers (2011)
• The Wolverine (2013)
• Thor
• Sound of Music (1965)
• The Social Network (2010)
• The Stepford Wives (2004)
• The Truman Show (1998)
• Titanic (1997)
• Toy Story (1995)
• Toy Story 2 (1999)
• Trainspotting (1999)
• Treasure Planet ★★★
• Troy (2004)
• Up (2009)
• V for Vendetta (2005)
• Van Helsing (2004)
• Wedding Crashers (2005)
• West Side Story
• What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
• White Chicks (ugh)
• White Noise (2005)
• Wallace and Gromit: the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
• Wall-E (2008)
• Wanted (2008)
• X2 (2003)
• X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
• You've Got Mail (1998)