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  • using the word "swag" or "yolo" in a serious manner
  • liking Twilight
    • books
    • films
    • being obsessed with Edward Cullen/Rob Pattinson
  • being obsessed with teenage/adolescent boys in K/J-pop bands if you were born in the West
  • being a One Deception/Justin Beaver fan
    • not spotting with the artists but the massive cult of followers and their ongoing temporary insanity
  • writing "your" where it should be "you're"
    • this is hard, but not everyone is a native speaker
      • everytime I say this I end up making spelling mistakes somewhere
  • internet pet peeves:
    • writing "u" instead of "you" and all variations of this
      • okay I lied I will totally judge you for this you lazy couchpotatoes it's just two letters
    • writing "pls" instead of "please"
      • "if you say pls because it's shorter than please, I will say no because it's shorter than yes"
    • using leet speak in emails/texts/IM (especially past the age of 12)
    • using more than one question/exclamation mark at the end of your sentences
      • two exclamation marks to denote irony/sarcasm/excessive glee is the only exception
  • being born in the West and speaking obsessively about hiragana/katagana/kanji/anime/manga in a company of laymen
    • no one has any idea what you're on about :(
apr 21 2013 ∞
mar 30 2017 +