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- Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
- Ha, ha, ha, ho, hee, ha.. And I thought my jokes were bad.
- How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.. Ta-da! It's, it's gone!
- Oh, by the way, the suit - it wasn't cheap. You ought to know, you bought it!
- Why so serious?
- Why. Sso. Sserioussuh.
- Let's put a smile on that face!
- What happened, did yer, did yer balls drop off?
- Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!
- Ah, ta, ta, ta! Let's not blow (reveals the inside of his jacket, which has grenades with the pins attached to a thread tied to the Joker's finger) this out of proportion.
- If you're good at something, never do it for free.
- Sometimes, the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded
- Madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push.
- I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.
- It's simple, we kill the Batman.
- See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
- (In response to Batman's "Let her go!") Very poor choice of words.
- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just.. do things.
- You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
aug 18 2011 ∞
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