I'm never gonna

• Give you up
• Let you down
• Run around and desert you
• Make you cry
• Say goodbye
• Tell a lie and hurt you
• Forfeit my independence
• Grow to average height
• Stride really confidently in high heels

And I don't wanna

• Bungee jump
• Skydive
• Have sex
• Settle
• Be this disorganized all my life