• All of your recipes say "serves one."
  • You know one doesn't have to be the loneliest number.
  • the five things necessary for survival are air, water, food, shelter and solitude.
  • You find yourself hoping that, just this once, the young couple in the Big Movie of the Moment won't end up in each other's arms.
  • You clean your room then go and buy a cactus.
  • Your favorite card game is solitaire.
  • You still buy a twin-sized bed.
  • All of your characters on The Sims are single, and you intend to keep it that way.
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