I don't know what it is about me, but it's like a fact of my life..

• Kris H
  • tried to make his puppy bite me at a 4-H meeting
• That one guy, Seth G's friend
  • followed me around
  • made inane, incessant small talk
  • asked if I'd be flattered if he asked me out
    • "No."
• Donte G
  • wow, haha
• Asshole Ex
  • threw basketballs at my head, he liked me so much
• Gary S, OF COURSE, creeper extraordinaire
  • "You're looking all dressed up today! What's the occasion?"
    • "I'm not 'dressed up.' It's a jean skirt."
• Michael the crown guy
  • "Excuse me! Stop! You, miss with the banana!"
  • invited himself to hang out with me for TWO HOURS
  • doesn't understand the meaning of the words, "Sorry, not interested"