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Actual, swear to god quotes

• Eddie Izzard: Grade the lies. Hitler saying, “We’re not killing the Jews” when there’s six million dead is a different thing than… lying about double-parking. There are different levels of lies.
  • Christine O’Donnell: But you know what, a lie, whether it be a lie or an exaggeration, is disrespect to whoever you’re exaggerating or lying to. It’s not respecting reality.
  • Eddie Izzard: What if Hitler comes to you in the middle of the Second World War, and says, “Do you have any Jewish people in your house?” and you do have, would you lie to him? That would be a lie. That would be disrespectful to Hitler.
  • Christine O’Donnell: I believe that if I were in that situation, God would provide a way to do the right thing—
  • Bill Maher: Oh, shut up. Come on.
  • Christine O’Donnell: I believe that!
  • Bill Maher: God is not there! Hitler’s there and you’re there.
  • Christine O’Donnell: You never have to practise deception!

Eddie Izzard: Grade the lies. Hitler saying, “We’re not killing the Jews” when there’s six million dead is a different thing than… lying about double-parking. There are different levels of lies. Christine O’Donnell: But you know what, a lie, whether it be a lie or an exaggeration, is disrespect to whoever you’re exaggerating or lying to. It’s not respecting reality. Eddie Izzard: What if Hitler comes to you in the middle of the Second World War, and says, “Do you have any Jewish people in your house?” and you do have, would you lie to him? That would be a lie. That would be disrespectful to Hitler. Christine O’Donnell: I believe that if I were in that situation, God would provide a way to do the right thing— Bill Maher: Oh, shut up. Come on. Christine O’Donnell: I believe that! Bill Maher: God is not there! Hitler’s there and you’re there. Christine O’Donnell: You never have to practise deception!